OT: Sometimes I like to hang out with NHL players

[GIN ANTONIC]

Just moved to Cornwall, the land of a million dollaramas (seriously, its known for that) in November. Doing a huge project near Chateaugay and figured it finally made sense to get out of the GTA.

Dope. I will let you know if I'm heading that way. Enjoy Chateaugay. It's something. I think you should work on building the Sens a new arena first though.

 

[StormCast]

Also, my initial reaction before looking closer was “man kaberle has an ugly wife”

Thought the exact same thing. Then I thought maybe Kabs felt Gin Antonic looked like a young Tie Domi.

 

[Lempo]

Wives, though. I say that I want a drink, she's like like hell you're going to start drinking now. But if I say I want a store-bought Hartwall® Original Gin Long Drink, she's you ****ing pansy, there's gin in the cupboard and grapefruit lemonade in fridge, you can ****ing well mix your own.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Dope. I will let you know if I'm heading that way. Enjoy Chateaugay. It's something. I think you should work on building the Sens a new arena first though.

If you’re ever going to be in Ottawa or Montreal let me know.

I’m fine with where the arena is right now for selfish reasons. I hate downtown driving and I have a friend who lives a five minute walk from it now and let’s me use their driveway

 

[Unsustainable]

@tarheelhockey is @GIN ANTONIC now a certified insider for the Canes?

 

[Lempo]

I'm sorry but Chateaugay sounds like a particular kind of nightclub.

 

[tarheelhockey]

@tarheelhockey is @GIN ANTONIC now a certified insider for the Canes?

No but he’s a certified insider for your MOM

 

[Canes]

Former Canes defensemen that barely played for the team are so nice to our fans.

I expect someone to have a great interaction with Brian Pothier soon.

 

[Stickpucker]

No but he’s a certified insider for your MOM

I too would like to be inside his mom. @ginandtonic can you give me any tips how you got there?

Are you inside the hot wives too? If so maybe I can be your protoge.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Former Canes defensemen that barely played for the team are so nice to our fans.

I expect someone to have a great interaction with Brian Pothier soon.

I assume Ian White will be the exception to the rule.

 

[Lempo]

I too would like to be inside his mom. @ginandtonic can you give me any tips how you got there?

Are you inside the hot wives too? If so maybe I can be your protoge.

I went to seek out a propel toque for cheap laughs, but all I found was anger.

 

[HisIceness]

I never realized how much TK looked like a Russian mobster until now

He looks like he could play a part in The Equalizer 2

 

[GIN ANTONIC]

I too would like to be inside his mom. @ginandtonic can you give me any tips how you got there?

Are you inside the hot wives too? If so maybe I can be your protoge.

Oh, I can give you more than a tip But for real if you want to be a MOM Insider here are 8 simple rules for dating my middle-aged mom...

1. Be respectful at all times for the most part
2. A woman is a treasure that's why they call today the present
3. Bring a woman flours (white, whole wheat) - it can be used for baking
4. Be unpredictable, so sometimes wear a mask, change your name, use a body double, fake your own death, fake her kidnapping
5. Be aware of the #meattoo movement - protein is important to a woman's health so don't forget the meat, it's not just for the bedroom
6. No means no - except if you're 100% sure they mean something else by that
7. Never kiss and tell, no one likes a gossip but insta photos are fair game
8. Shave your coin purse, this isn't the 70's anymore

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I'm sorry but Chateaugay sounds like a particular kind of nightclub.

I’m surprised I never made that connection.

Maybe I’m finally growing up.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I'm sorry but Chateaugay sounds like a particular kind of nightclub.

This place has everything.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Kaberle seems to have lost weight from when he played here.

 

[DaJackal]

Guys, we are getting off topic here. Do you really think I'm ugly?

No, but I have to admit I've seen better looking women

 

[Lempo]

The Barbie aisle, of all places.

 

[Lempo]

Haha, OK guys. I get it now. I'm Kaberle's ugly wife. Very funny. VERY funny indeed.

And you all wondered why I don't post here anymore. I've never been so offended in my life.

It's not like we refused to believe that you could score an NHLer.

 

[Braxton Wolff]

Former Canes defensemen that barely played for the team are so nice to our fans.

I expect someone to have a great interaction with Brian Pothier soon.

Bryan Allen signed my daughter's hat after a game in 2011. I don't know if it's still there, but there was an area where fans could stand after the games & the players had to drive by as they were leaving the arena. Some would stop & sign autographs & some would run over you leaving the place. Brian Boucher, Allen, Ponikarovsky & Jussi all stopped & slowly went down the row of fans signing & thanking people for coming out. Eric Staal had spikes sticking out of his tires like the bad guy in Grease & clipped a few people on the way out

 

[Unsustainable]

No but he’s a certified insider for your MOM

Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mom can’t take a joke.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

This is one of the better threads we've had on this board in a while.

 

[NotOpie]

Not at all.

To be fair, I wasn’t wearing my glasses either and it was just a quick glance.

We’re also not that off-topic. No one has mentioned food, yet.

Moms like good food too....there, we're back on topic.

 

[sheriff bart]

First of all, I give this thread 3 snaps in Z formation...

Second of all...

Ugly? Not in the classical sense.
Short? Not if Fat Kabs is 8' tall.
Fat Kabs? Looks leaner than he did in a Canes jersey. A friend of mine and I always joke about the women in the Chinese bobblehead factory that had to shave all the double chins of the Kabs bobbleheads to turn them into McBain bobbleheads (what a cluster). "Why you so fat" (said in stereotypical American/Chinese accent)

 

[Wolfpuck]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on hcanes board.