Santa dead, archaeologists say

[The Head Crusher]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ad-archaeologists-say/?utm_term=.677826b37119

The bad news: Santa Claus is definitely dead.
Archaeologists in southern Turkey say they have discovered the tomb of the original Santa Claus, also known as St. Nicholas, beneath his namesake church near the Mediterranean Sea.

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[John Price]

RIP

 

[Oogie Boogie]

#FakeNews

 

[chaos4]

Lies....

 

[NewtJorden]

No kidding

 

[HisIceness]

Who will deliver the presents?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f***ing grinches....

He's alive in all our hearts.

 

[GuitarGuy]

Really? I just taught him how to play guitar last week.

 

[tarheelhockey]

This guy is the greatest B&E artist of all time, I think he can handle getting out of some stupid tomb.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

This guy is the greatest B&E artist of all time, I think he can handle getting out of some stupid tomb.

What if there's no chimney??

 

[Oogie Boogie]

What if there's no chimney??

I didn't have any chimneys growing up and he still gave me presents

 

[chaos4]

I didn't have any chimneys growing up and he still gave me presents

Me too.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Me three actually.

 

[chaos4]

Me three actually.

Did he leave Metallics cd's...

 

[chaos4]

Godamn new phone, Metallica....

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Godamn new phone, Metallica....

One year yes. I remember getting "Ride The Lightning" and "And Justice For All."

I think I was like 7 or so.

 

[John Price]

 

[GuitarGuy]

Santa is turning into a pretty good guitarist.

 

[cupcrazyman]

Tata Kringle