GDT: Rangers @ Canes - Aho will score 30 this season

[Breakdowns]

This night is about Aho, let appreciate this Finnish miracle, at least something positive for us!

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[Wolfpuck]

2 more goals + 3 more assists = 69 points

#nice

 

[The Faulker 27]

4 more games to get 6 pts, totalling 70. Will he do it?

 

[DaveG]

Won't matter anyway, Marner's a vastly superior player AINEC

 

[Stickpucker]

Won't matter anyway, Marner's a vastly superior player AINEC

Marner is far better defensively, has >>>> lower body strength >>> hockey IQ >>> FO% >>>>>> vision and plays with weaker linemates and higher QOc

all of the above is 143% true.

Marner also oozes more hockey skill from his left nutehole than our entire hockey teem.

##resistance is futile.

 

[Dishface]

Final 4 or this game. Tough one....

 

[Novacane]

Why can’t they both be good?

 

[Joe McGrath]

Why can’t they both be good?

Are you new here?

 

[Novacane]

Are you new here?

Sorry, my account was hacked

Marner sucks

 

[Wolfpuck]

Marner is far better defensively, has >>>> lower body strength >>> hockey IQ >>> FO% >>>>>> vision and plays with weaker linemates and higher QOc

all of the above is 143% true.

Marner also oozes more hockey skill from his left nutehole than our entire hockey teem.

##resistance is futile.

...nutehole?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

...nutehole?

Left nutehole

 

[Wolfpuck]

Left nutehole

Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[Lempo]

Are you new here?

It literally says that on his name.

 

[Hulkacaniac]

It literally says that on his name.

This is an English board not a Portuguese one (or also Latin, idk about others maybe Romanian, Catalan, Galician..?)

 

[cptjeff]

It literally says that on his name.

I thought his name said "don't go canes"?

 

[Novacane]

Fun fact: I’m not a Frank Ocean fan

 

[Lempo]

I thought his name said "don't go canes"?

Well now you've done it.



(There is an optional other link with Teri Hatcher dancing, but she gets awkwardly embedded if I paste it, and morality issues would arise)

 

[Lempo]

Fun fact: I’m not a Frank Ocean fan

No one likes Franco-san very much nowadays.

 

[Unsustainable]

I will be at Ovens for Tony Hinchcliffe and Joe Rogan stand up

 

[vorbis]

Well now you've done it.



(There is an optional other link with Teri Hatcher dancing, but she gets awkwardly embedded if I paste it, and morality issues would arise)

morality issues are real, and spectacular

 

[Canes]

Why can’t they both be good?

Let's ask Leaves fans that.

 

[Tryamw]

Why can’t they both be good?

It wasn't our choice... See

Let's ask Leaves fans that.

 

[AD Skinner]

Panthers lost so we are

 

[Kaako Kappo]

Aho's a lot worse than Marner though. That's what i heard. He is not even close. Marner can do things Aho could never dream of, like play on a good hockey team.

*sounds of my brain slowly melting away*

 

[the halleJOKEL]

marner will turn into a bookshelf after one more hit so its okay