Prospect haters

Blackjack · Sep 29, 2003

Are many people out there finding themselves hating all prospects? I need to confess that I'm finding myself hoping that all of my teams' prospects will be elbowed in the head and knocked out cold.

Recently I went to Devils' camp and started throwing things and yelling obscenities. After Ari Ahonen allowed a goal, I started banging on the glass and telling him how much he sucked. I don't have anything against the guy, in fact I've never met him (though he did chase me through the parking lot) I just think he's an arrogant **** for trying to be a Devils goalie when everyone knows that he'll never be as good as Brodeur.

#37-#93-#27* · Sep 29, 2003

6 for effort, 2 for quality.

Duff88 · Sep 29, 2003

Blackjack said:
Are many people out there finding themselves hating all prospects? I need to confess that I'm finding myself hoping that all of my teams' prospects will be elbowed in the head and knocked out cold.

Recently I went to Devils' camp and started throwing things and yelling obscenities. After Ari Ahonen allowed a goal, I started banging on the glass and telling him how much he sucked. I don't have anything against the guy, in fact I've never met him (though he did chase me through the parking lot) I just think he's an arrogant **** for trying to be a Devils goalie when everyone knows that he'll never be as good as Brodeur.

You're lucky that I can only post 5 smilies because I would have had posted way more than this. Is there something more stupid than someone who goes to games to throw obscenities to players and start making them play even worse?

That's classless and isn't acceptable IMO.

Meat Wave · Sep 29, 2003

Duff88 said:
You're lucky that I can only post 5 smilies because I would have had posted way more than this. Is there something more stupid than someone who goes to games to throw obscenities to players and start making them play even worse?

That's classless and isn't acceptable IMO.

I hate to say it, but that sounds pretty much like many Habs fans at the Bell Center! :p

XX · Sep 29, 2003

Blackjack said:
Are many people out there finding themselves hating all prospects? I need to confess that I'm finding myself hoping that all of my teams' prospects will be elbowed in the head and knocked out cold.

Recently I went to Devils' camp and started throwing things and yelling obscenities. After Ari Ahonen allowed a goal, I started banging on the glass and telling him how much he sucked. I don't have anything against the guy, in fact I've never met him (though he did chase me through the parking lot) I just think he's an arrogant **** for trying to be a Devils goalie when everyone knows that he'll never be as good as Brodeur.

How the hell did you get 1,000 posts, much less 50?

Blackjack · Sep 29, 2003

Duff88 said:
You're lucky that I can only post 5 smilies because I would have had posted way more than this. Is there something more stupid than someone who goes to games to throw obscenities to players and start making them play even worse?

That's classless and isn't acceptable IMO.

Play worse? They are so bad already! They lost like 5-1 to the Devils' roster squad, and these guys are supposed to be our future? There are a few that don't even seem to speak English.

shveik · Sep 29, 2003

Does anybody else find this post very funny? I thought it is a pretty good spoof on that "I hate Crosby" post. The bit about parking lot chase really cracked me up. :lol:

Team_Spirit · Sep 29, 2003

if you hate the prospect tell me with you stick on HocekyFuture forum ?

Mike8 · Sep 29, 2003

Jozeph_Balej said:
if you hate the prospect tell me with you stick on HocekyFuture forum ?

It's sarcasm. It's a joke. I can't believe so many people aren't understanding this.

XavierX's post is classic.

Wingboy2999 · Sep 29, 2003

Mike8 said:
It's sarcasm. It's a joke. I can't believe so many people aren't understanding this.

XavierX's post is classic.

I don't get this at all. What is going on?

Les Zarbites · Sep 29, 2003

Wingboy2999 said:
I don't get this at all. What is going on?

A sarcastic reply to the "I hate crosby" thread.

That's pretty funny actually !

Canadian Chris · Sep 29, 2003

agreed....read the title.....then the opening...and was laughing quite nicely.

and chalk one up for Blackjack!! :bow:

XX · Sep 29, 2003

Habsolution said:
A sarcastic reply to the "I hate crosby" thread.

That's pretty funny actually !

Sorry I dont read every topic on this board

Brock · Sep 29, 2003

Throw this post in the HF vault.

So that when we need to show proof that people on this site can't see sarcasm and act simply on impulse to be negative, we have golden evidence.

Dr Love · Sep 29, 2003

Blackjack said:
Recently I went to Devils' camp and started throwing things and yelling obscenities. After Ari Ahonen allowed a goal, I started banging on the glass and telling him how much he sucked. I don't have anything against the guy, in fact I've never met him (though he did chase me through the parking lot) I just think he's an arrogant **** for trying to be a Devils goalie when everyone knows that he'll never be as good as Brodeur.

EDIT: Alright, now I see the sarcasm. Still....

IronMarshal · Sep 29, 2003

Blackjack said:
Are many people out there finding themselves hating all prospects? I need to confess that I'm finding myself hoping that all of my teams' prospects will be elbowed in the head and knocked out cold.

Recently I went to Devils' camp and started throwing things and yelling obscenities. After Ari Ahonen allowed a goal, I started banging on the glass and telling him how much he sucked. I don't have anything against the guy, in fact I've never met him (though he did chase me through the parking lot) I just think he's an arrogant **** for trying to be a Devils goalie when everyone knows that he'll never be as good as Brodeur.

I do the same thins to Devils prospects, but then again, I am a Flyers fan

Histrion · Sep 29, 2003

Classic thread, hahaha.

Some people just can't see sarcasm even when it's crystal clear that it is sarcastic..

Jeff Goldblum · Sep 29, 2003

Sarcasm is a great thing. So easily detected, yet so easily overlooked.

McThome · Sep 29, 2003

lol, I as well didn't see the Crosby post. I was thinking you were some kinda nut case, lol. Rather funny now that I am catching on!

DJ Spinoza · Sep 29, 2003

Man, we need a sarcasm class or something.

ADD - For people to detect sarcasm of course...

#37-#93-#27* · Sep 29, 2003

I saw the sarcasm but I thought it sucked. You have to be smart for it to be funny and funny this was not.

Douggy · Sep 29, 2003

I thought this was funny even before I saw the Crosby thread!!! :lol:

SmokeyClause · Sep 29, 2003

#37-#93-#27 said:
I saw the sarcasm but I thought it sucked. You have to be smart for it to be funny and funny this was not.

I thought it was rather stupid as well. People are fed up with the Crosby haters, no need to produce a parody on it. But this was so off the wall bad, anyone who didn't recognize the sarcasm instantly needs to get a 3-day ban so that, in the future, they let their mind lead their typing fingers.

Winston Wolf · Sep 29, 2003

#37-#93-#27 said:
You have to be smart for it to be funny and funny this was not.

So, you're saying you aren't smart? :dunno:

#37-#93-#27* · Sep 29, 2003

flyers guy said:
So, you're saying you aren't smart?

I didn't say only funny people are smart, I said only smart people are funny. I'm sorry if it was too difficult for you to understand.

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