GDT: Pre Super Bowl Casual Skate (SJ @ CAR)

[Joe McGrath]

By any logic, this should be a 3 point game. Cross conference afternoon game before the Super Bowl with both teams needing points to stay relevant. Neither team can score but defend pretty well. If the final score isn’t 2-1 I will be stunned (unless there’s an ENG or it’s 1-0).

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[CandyCanes]

It's a Sunday afternoon game, we're screwed

 

[GoldiFox]

9-7 Sharks. Ryan with a Hattie. Kruger with 5 points. Skinner is a -10. Ward gets pulled and then also put back in and then they just decide in the 2nd intermission to go 6 skaters for the rest of the year.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Too many other things I’d rather do today. But at the same time it’s notnpften I’m home alone and get to watch hockey.

What say you all? Do I watch the game?

 

[CandyCanes]

Too many other things I’d rather do today. But at the same time it’s notnpften I’m home alone and get to watch hockey.

What say you all? Do I watch the game?

If you're a Canes fan you watch the game. If you're just a casual hockey fan you don't watch the game.

 

[The Faulker 27]

If you're a Canes fan you watch the game. If you're just a casual hockey fan you don't watch the game.

If you're a masochist you'll enjoy this one.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

If you're a Canes fan you watch the game. If you're just a casual hockey fan you don't watch the game.

Ya, ok there buddy

 

[Joe McGrath]

I just realized an ROW would give the Canes the 1st WC spot. That gives me very little hope of a win.

 

[Jerkob Slavin]

According to sports club stats, a win boosts our playoff chances to just under 40%. A loss drops us to just over 25%. That’s a big swing!

5-1 loss guaranteed.

 

[CandyCanes]

Ya, ok there buddy

Clearly you being active on HFboards makes you a casual fan.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Clearly you being active on HFboards makes you a casual fan.

As a Canadian I’m actually legally required to talk about hockey at least five times a day. If I don’t I face having my citizenship revoked and possible deportation.

I actually can’t stand hockey. Table tennis is more my game.

 

[Kaako Kappo]

i hate you joe mcgrath

 

[Joe McGrath]

i hate you joe mcgrath

But I like you

 

[Navin R Slavin]

no1curr

 

[CandyCanes]

As a Canadian I’m actually legally required to talk about hockey at least five times a day. If I don’t I face having my citizenship revoked and possible deportation.

I actually can’t stand hockey. Table tennis is more my game.

You should probably watch the Canes game today then. I'd hate to see your citizenship revoked and you lose your free healthcare.

 

[Lempo]

As a Canadian I’m actually legally required to talk about hockey at least five times a day. If I don’t I face having my citizenship revoked and possible deportation.

I actually can’t stand hockey. Table tennis is more my game.

Have the mounties already questioned you for your choice of southern short-season team?

 

[SaskCanesFan]

Have the mounties already questioned you for your choice of southern short-season team?

Repeatedly, they're pissed about it but can't do a thing. The law requiring allegiance to a Canadian or Original 6 team was well on its way but Trudeau decided to focus on finishing marijuana legalization first instead. I assume they'll get it sorted and we will have to switch just as this team
takes the next step

 

[CandyCanes]

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

I just realized an ROW would give the Canes the 1st WC spot. That gives me very little hope of a win.

how the eff is this even possible

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Repeatedly, they're pissed about it but can't do a thing. The law requiring allegiance to a Canadian or Original 6 team was well on its way but Trudeau decided to focus on finishing marijuana legalization first instead. I assume they'll get it sorted and we will have to switch just as this team
takes the next step

Don’t kid yourself. Once marijuana is legalized, nothing is getting done.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

how the eff is this even possible

Philly has lost four in a row and CBus has lost three in a row.

The Rangers also fell off a cliff or something.

 

[The Faulker 27]

I just realized an ROW would give the Canes the 1st WC spot. That gives me very little hope of a win.

It's just a mirage. There is no 1st WC spot for the Canes.

 

[HisIceness]

It's a Sunday afternoon game, we're screwed

Reverse the Curse, just f***ing win baby!

 

[tarheelhockey]

Don’t get too excited. If the Canes finish in the 1st WC spot, league bylaws require the activation of Order 66, automatically relocating them to Moose Knuckle MB.

 

[HisIceness]

Don’t get too excited. If the Canes finish in the 1st WC spot, league bylaws require the activation of Order 66, automatically relocating them to Moose Knuckle MB.

Said it before, but I think Myrtle Beach is the ideal spot for this team to relocate too. The term "Redneck Hockey" would really work there

Besides, the all-SEC NHL division is going to be a reality one of these days, this would be a big step to achieving that goal.