Yeah. It's pointless most parts. In a beauty contest, try really pick one princess above other. Lol.
Patrik's beard saves a lot currently (more than is visible in that old picture), but it's not fair contest because Auston can't grow his beard due idiotic team policy of Leafs. Without it Auston could grow a mustache and sideburns that would make him look lot more more cool (some nose hair integrated to the mustache would hide nostrils too), but Patrik can't make anymore much improvements with his face, it's already almost as representative as possible. Maybe herculepoirotisque/salvadordalihque vaxed mustache would make the real difference for his benefit.
Long dirty and messy 'natural' dreadlocks would do miracles for both, so that even without mandibles these guys would look like a Predators in a rink. Combined with earrings and extra stuff attached (colorful pearls, metal rings, bones etc.) to in their hairs, and some mascara on their eyes, their style could reach to a direction of vogue of Jack Sparrows, that wouldn't be bad either for NHL PR-duty.
That was the current topic, right?