Confirmed with Link: Pat Maroon to NJ for 2019 3rd and J. D. Dudek

[My3Sons]

Kids are great. Toughest thing and the most rewarding thing you will ever do is raise them. They are worth the effort.

 

[OmNomNom]

I want to like this A BILLION TIMES.

Damn it, Pat! You're making all of us armchair tough-guys cry, too.

Devils MUST make the playoffs now. Do it for Anthony!




WAIT! He's not with the Son's mom anymore?

Oh I think I get it. The old visitation rights(divorce? Separation?) thing. Oh well.

Still need to make the playoffs for Anthony, though.

i think his kid's being raised by his parents (Anthony's grandparents). it makes the most sense

 

[None Shall Pass]

Your pizza guy shows you his abs? Never mind. I've seen that short film before

Me: I didn't order a sausage pizza!

NJ Devil: Yes you did.

Me: ...

NJ: ....

*Sexy saxophone music plays*

Me...

NJ: Premio sausage. Real Italian sausage.

Me: Real Italian-

NJ: TASTE

(End scene)

 

[SeidoN]

Your pizza guy shows you his abs? Never mind. I've seen that short film before

where can I find a collection of such short films? a "hub" if you like

 

[BenedictGomez]

that reminded me of the incident they had with the adirondack flames

I never saw that.

He has to automatically be a top-10 worst mascot.

 

[OmNomNom]

other info on the guy:

Who Are you with Patrick Maroon

Ducks’ Patrick Maroon, a Fallen Top Prospect, Climbs All the Way Back

He relocated to New Jersey to be near family, his only time on ice spent skating alongside the club team at nearby Montclair State. It was a world away from the N.H.L., and Maroon was officially wading through the hockey wasteland.

 

[BenedictGomez]

no one in the crowd was alive during the fire of 1846. welcome to the 21st century

no one in the crowd ever hear of the Newark Bears hockey team before they ruined our jersey. welcome to the 21st century.

 

[MartyOwns]

Me: I didn't order a sausage pizza!

NJ Devil: Yes you did.

Me: ...

NJ: ....

*Sexy saxophone music plays*

Me...

NJ: Premio sausage. Real Italian sausage.

Me: Real Italian-

NJ: TASTE

(Kevin Clark pops out from behind the curtains)

"It's tiiiimme to get PSE&G....POWER-LAID" (shoots ribbons of goo all over the pizza box)

(End scene/life)

 

[Colin226]

no one in the crowd ever hear of the Newark Bears hockey team before they ruined our jersey. welcome to the 21st century.

Newark Bulldogs, c'mon man!! That 1928 - 1929 season was the best in their history and will live in infamy

 

[Colin226]

(Kevin Clark pops out from behind the curtains)

"It's tiiiimme to get PSE&G....POWER-LAID" (shoots ribbons of goo all over the pizza box)

(End scene/life)

I like what I started

 

[billingtons ghost]

Given how long Andreychuk's career lasted, I'm not sure Devils' Andreychuk really counts as "older" Andreychuk...

So - it IS funny he ended up playing 6 years after leaving us and winning a cup... He was already more a bit player by the time he came to us via the Leafs... 30-40 point guy as opposed to the 80-90 point version with Buffalo...

53 goals with the leafs... geez.

 

[OmNomNom]

I like what I started

i do not

GDT banana cange was bad enough

 

[billingtons ghost]

I like what I started

Hilarious man. Problem is that I can't make the jump from Mr Devil to p*rn.

 

[BenedictGomez]

Kids are great. Toughest thing and the most rewarding thing you will ever do is raise them. They are worth the effort.

I'm not afraid of spider, snakes, or bears, but I'm petrified of babies.

I feel like I could accidentally"break" them just by holding them they're so tiny.

 

[My3Sons]

I'm not afraid of spider, snakes, or bears, but I'm petrified of babies.

I feel like I could accidentally"break" them just by holding them they're so tiny.

Nah. Jut support their heads and neck and don't hesitate to ask for instructions when you make the attempt. Above all, don't drop a baby or panic and squeeze too tight. Just observe how parents and grand parents hold a new born. It's pretty easy compared to the stuff that comes later.

 

[MartyOwns]

Nah. Jut support their heads and neck and don't hesitate to ask for instructions when you make the attempt. Above all, don't drop a baby or panic and squeeze too tight. Just observe how parents and grand parents hold a new born. It's pretty easy compared to the stuff that comes later.

wait wait wait. don't drop a baby? are you sure you have that right? i was dropped all the time and i'm a stable genius

 

[My3Sons]

wait wait wait. don't drop a baby? are you sure you have that right? i was dropped all the time and i'm a stable genius

Yes, we can tell from your posting habits. (checks to make sure no sharp objects in the room with MartyOwns).

 

[AveryQuietMan]

has anyone posted maroons twitter message yet??

does that sound like a guy who really wants to go back to edm??? sounds like goodbye to me.

 

[Nubmer6]

I suspect what he said about circling back was an initial gut reaction. Let's see what happens. For all we know, we may not want him back.

 

[AveryQuietMan]

true. on paper still looks better than hayes and stafford tho. at least the guy wants to be here.

 

[BenedictGomez]

He should probably be informed his new team is Devils, not Devil.

 

[Spoiled Bratt]

Who the hell cares what decision he'll take in like 2 months... he has the time to change his mind about 18374 times before actually making up his mind.

 

[theoptimist]

He should probably be informed his new team is Devils, not Devil.

My English teacher is back to haunt me

 

[theoptimist]

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[Whaddagoal]

Like what we gave up for him, but, my major question is, where the hell is he gonna play? We can't break up lines 1 (Hall/Nico/Palms), nor the Zajac/Noesen line (with Grabner?)... Its either the Zacha line or the 4th line, and coleman/wood has been good so its only Stafford or Boyle at this point, but i wouldn't give up on Boyle yet.

I'm really conservative about breaking up this current teams chemistry to fit another guy in... even if he is technically a net positive.

I guess we'll have to wait and see, no other choice.