CFHF Fantasy League Part XXXII - Congratulations Horseheads and Kanye! P.D. May 1, M.D. July 1

[InfinityIggy]

My clock says it's 10am MT.

EDIT: That's weird. Why isn't the Duthie picture showing up?

"Much like the Intangibles season, it appears Anglesmith is having some technical difficulties."

 

[Anglesmith]

"Much like the Intangibles season, it appears Anglesmith is having some technical difficulties."

One day I'm gonna slap this man on live TV

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Hi, I am Bill Daly. Today I will presenting the lottery results. Let's get this shit going."

The 12th Overall pick belongs to:

Hypnotoad's All Blacks

"Back to you James."​

 

[Anglesmith]

Shock!

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Nothing unexpected here, the Toads only had 2 balls in this lottery. A tough week for them, only just having missed the playoffs after being in position for most of the season. Getting no help this morning from the draft lottery. However in an alternate reality this show is funny, and the Toads also won the draft. We will be back after these messages."

 

[InfinityIggy]

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[InfinityIggy]

"Welcome back to our coverage of the 2018 CFHF Draft Lottery. GM of the Toads, Fleury14 was not available for comment this morning, so we are going to proceed to the next pick. We are just waiting for Bill to return from the rest room. I understand he had a big breakfast this morning."​

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Thanks James. You're going to need to call a plumber by the way"

The 11th Overall pick belongs to:

The Mighty Pigs

"Back to you James."​

 

[Anglesmith]

Oooh, so Grim Reapers gets a bump.

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Again, no surprises here. It looks like everyone is sleeping in this morning, so I don't have any interviews for you yet. Stay tuned though because the 10th overall pick is coming right up."

 

[Kipper933]

"Hi, I am Bill Daly. Today I will presenting the lottery results. Let's get this **** going."

The 12th Overall pick belongs to:

Hypnotoad's All Blacks

"Back to you James."​

Although the pick now belongs to the Raging Monsoons. But I am glad that it didn't get a further boost.

 

[Anglesmith]

I'm curious to see if Raging Monsoons' lottery luck continues this year.

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Alright, time to reveal the next pick..this team reminds me of my ex-wife:"

The 10th Overall pick belongs to:

The Grim Reapers

"Back to you James."​

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Haha, good one Bill. Let's see if some of the GM's have woken up yet, let's get an interview going on here."

 

[King In The North]

Hamilton Slackberry owner Jim Basille is up given that he's on EST. However, when he asked TSN analysts for their BBMs, he was not met with a reply.

 

[InfinityIggy]

Hamilton Slackberry owner Jim Basille is up given that he's on EST. However, when he asked TSN analysts for their BBMs, he was not met with a reply.

"We've got King In the North, GM of Hamilton Slackberry on the line here. King, what are your hopes for your club in the offseason? Obviously missing the playoffs was not the goal this year. How do you rebound?"

 

[King In The North]

"We've got King In the North, GM of Hamilton Slackberry on the line here. King, what are your hopes for your club in the offseason? Obviously missing the playoffs was not the goal this year. How do you rebound?"

Jim Balsille: "Obviously the plan for this team is the same plan that won us the smartphone wars....we do nothing."

GM: "We're going to be aggressive by trading some assets on the current roster in hopes of upgrading our keepers and with the abundance of picks we're going to shop around for better keepers while holding on to the higher end picks. We really want to win with McDavid here".

 

[InfinityIggy]

Jim Balsille: "Obviously the plan for this team is the same plan that won us the smartphone wars....we do nothing."

GM: "We're going to be aggressive by trading some assets on the current roster in hopes of upgrading our keepers and with the abundance of picks we're going to shop around for better keepers while holding on to the higher end picks. We really want to win with McDavid here".

"McDavid is certainly quite the player to build around. It sounds like a lot of options are available to you heading into this offseason. Before we announce the next pick, one more question for you King, pineapple on pizza, yea or nay?"

 

[King In The North]

"McDavid is certainly quite the player to build around. It sounds like a lot of options are available to you heading into this offseason. Before we announce the next pick, one more question for you King, pineapple on pizza, yea or nay?"

Real toppings only, James!

 

[InfinityIggy]

"The next pick belongs to:"

The 9th Overall pick belongs to:

Hamilton Slackberry

"I've heard Gary Bettman is a big fan of this franchise. Back to you James."​

 

[InfinityIggy]

"No big surprises so far this morning, but there is still a lot of time left for that."
"Now, next we have a real treat for you all, we are pleased to present to you our first ever 'Brunchtime Performance'. made famous by Techno Onion Radio, it's Warwick's very own Gus Dapperton. Take it away Gus. "​

 

[InfinityIggy]

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[King In The North]

"We feel we got good value from last year's draft, turning our first round pick into two important selections: Robert Thomas & Timothy Lilegren. We are extremely happy with Thomas' development and will be patient with Lilegren.

That said, we are looking to be aggressive and are actively shopping this year's picks, in addition to main draft picks and certain roster players to create a better team. We are looking to be one of the only if not the only team to actually win with McDavid."

 

[InfinityIggy]

"Wow what a legendary performance that was. We will be back soon with Bill and the 8th overall pick, he is just out grabbing some Subway (eat fresh) at the moment. To any GM's out there who may be watching, please pick up your goddamn phones."

 

[King In The North]

It's the Millenials, James. You gotta slide into their DMs!