GDT: NY Degenerates circle 'round Darling and shoot thick loads of pucks all over his face. Mask.

[Wolfpuck]

just get a flesh light and save yourself a whole lot of headaches

Save some money and get a used one.

 

[Lempo]

Save some money and get a used one.

But not an old model.A recently used one.

 

[Canes]

Son, you've got a beer on your head.

 

[Unsustainable]

But not an old model.A recently used one.

That could be a sticky situation to get stuck in

 

[Canes]

Save some money and get a used one.

I'm a used fleshlight salesman.

How can I help you?

 

[Canes]

Guys I'm starting to get nervous. I've dumped beer over my head numerous times, but never to millions of Canes fans...

I'm starting to worry about my job prospects should the Canes win 4 of the next 7.

BD58, what do? Will you hire me?

 

[Stickpucker]

Gentlemen I will not fall for this on our forums. I will gracefully how bout of this conversation, go upstairs, and attempt to make love to mt wife who is currently asleep. Wish me luck.

If you need any tips hit me up.

Actually...please don't that would be scary.

 

[Unsustainable]

Guys I'm starting to get nervous. I've dumped beer over my head numerous times, but never to millions of Canes fans...

I'm starting to worry about my job prospects should the Canes win 4 of the next 7.

BD58, what do? Will you hire me?

Millions of Canes fans? I think you’re overestimating.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Millions of Canes fans? I think you’re overestimating.

Nah son. The U.

 

[Canes]

Millions of Canes fans? I think you’re overestimating.

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I would have used the actual .jpg but I noticed I used way too many .gif and .jpg files already.

 

[Canes]

Nah son. The U.

Maybe back in 2001. But have you seen their stadiums since then. But to be fair, Richt has made them come back by the thousands until they realize Dabo owns him.

 

[CandyCanes]

True story. I got a flesh light from a friend in high school as a joke Christmas gift, I used it twice. Named it Carolyn after my friend's mom. I then sold Carolyn to my old neighbor friend Marc for $50. Marc then sold it to another kid at my school. I really wonder where Carolyn is today.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

True story. I got a flesh light from a friend in high school as a joke Christmas gift, I used it twice. Named it Carolyn after my friend's mom. I then sold Carolyn to my old neighbor friend Marc for $50. Marc then sold it to another kid at my school. I really wonder where Carolyn is today.

 

[NotOpie]

I guess my tradition breaking GDT worked after all, eh?

How many times do you beat a team that gets a hat trick?

I seriously don't understand how they suck they way they do with their forward talent. everything is chemistry?

How many times do you have to go to overtime to beat the last place team in your conference....after losing a 2 goal lead?....just sayin'

But I still like this guy....

 

[Canes]

Gross.

 

[CandyCanes]

 

[Lempo]

I'm a used fleshlight salesman.

How can I help you?

Second-hand fleshlight sounds like a product for serious connoisseurs, a bit like 6 battery Maglite.

 

[Roboturner913]

True story. I got a flesh light from a friend in high school as a joke Christmas gift, I used it twice. Named it Carolyn after my friend's mom. I then sold Carolyn to my old neighbor friend Marc for $50. Marc then sold it to another kid at my school. I really wonder where Carolyn is today.

 

[bluedevil58]

Second-hand fleshlight sounds like a product for serious connoisseurs, a bit like 6 battery Maglite.

 

[Breakdowns]

True story. I got a flesh light from a friend in high school as a joke Christmas gift, I used it twice. Named it Carolyn after my friend's mom. I then sold Carolyn to my old neighbor friend Marc for $50. Marc then sold it to another kid at my school. I really wonder where Carolyn is today.

 

[Tryamw]

And I thought this thread was about NY degenerates.

 

[Negan4Coach]

Save some money and get a used one.

make sure you clean it out first

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[Neighbor Lee]

And finally:

**** and #canes gonna canes

 

[Ryan Bayda]

No! You posted the GDT today 3.44 am, my time, so there's a chance it might be ok, except that the game is 2 am tomorrow!

Now if I can find a good starwars meme with big NO! in it I come back and post it.

NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Lempo]

NOOOOOOOOO

Shut up, I will.

(as in, a command to hold silence and an affirmation on potential future action; it's not to be understood as any kind of Yoda-speak promise)