Sole Survivor was a local paper boy in Windsor, Ontario. He worked 2 hour days, and was growing as the biggest local paper boy in the nation.
One day, he was delivering papers along Oak and Leafs Suck Avenue. Up came another local paper boy named Brandon Bochenski.
Bochenski: What are you doing along my route, little man? Or do you want a beating with my Giant Toronto Maple Leafs Foam Thingy?
Sole Survivor has a bad temper, and was known to have sudden outbursts of rage. He was bullied when he was younger for claiming that the recently drafted Dany Heatley would be traded to the Senators. He was beaten to an inch of his life.
Then he decided, TO KEEP IT REAL.
Sole Survivor: Foam Thingy Huh?
Chara, Go!
*Bochenski is decapitated in a massive slaughter of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!*
Sole Survivor: Now That's Real. Pssh.