I f***ing hate pets

[TJ Hooker]

I don't want a dog.
I don't care to see photos of your dog.
I don't want your dog near me.
I don't want your dog to sniff my crotch.
I don't want your dog to jump on me.
I don't want your dog to lick me.
I think dog and cat hair all over the place is f***ing disgusting.
Your dog rules your life.

Discuss.

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[TJ Hooker]

It should be noted that I'm vegan and I f***ing love animals. I'm a huge animal activist. Doesn't mean I want to live with an animal.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Kittens and puppies are awesome.

You suck OP.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Here are my doggahs.

 

[LarryFisherman]

god, mobile is a terrible experience

 

[Legionnaire]

I don't want a dog.
I don't care to see photos of your dog.
I don't want your dog near me.
I don't want your dog to sniff my crotch.
I don't want your dog to jump on me.
I don't want your dog to lick me.
I think dog and cat hair all over the place is ****ing disgusting.
Your dog rules your life.

Discuss.

Clearly you've never had a girlfriend. My condolences.

 

[ChickenBurrito]

Rate my p***y

 

[TJ Hooker]

1/10

I don’t really like black p***yes.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Rate my *****

10/10

He/she looks just like my mother-in-law's kitten whom we are currently babysitting.

Her name is Maggie and she's the sweetest and purr-iest kitten ever.

 

[Ceremony]

Nonsense, dogs are idiots! Think about it Smithers, if I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Nonsense, dogs are idiots! Think about it Smithers, if I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

If you did it Sir???

 

[GuitarGuy]

I've never had a pet and I don't ever plan on getting one. They tie you down where you can't stay out as long as if you didn't have a pet. I like animals but not as pets.

 

[beowulf]

All good my pets f***ing hate you so it all evens out.

 

[GuitarGuy]

Kittens and puppies are awesome.

You suck OP.

Wow don't be a douche. Would you rather want pets to have good owners that take care of them or pets to have owners that don't care for pets and are irresponsible? Pets aren't for everyone.

 

[jw2]

Dogs troll the shit out of people that don't like them.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Dogs troll the **** out of people that don't like them.

They can sense that kinda thing.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I f***ing hate human beings.

My dogs, on the other hand, are my best friends.

They are also great judges of character. They intrinsically know to piss on dog (and pet) haters. I feel sorry for those who will never know the joy and satisfaction that comes from having an animal companion to share their lives with.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Pets >> humans

 

[HisIceness]

See my hat? Twas my cat.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

See my hat? Twas my cat.

My evening wear?? Vampire bat.