I have been Sloughing dead skin cell`s into a Mason jar for the last 30 week`s

[Jiminy Cricket]

Just in time for Hallowool Hallowool. Last year we Passed out toenail clipping`s, now we are adding Skin shaving`s into the mix. My buddy Bunion Bill will be joining in as well. He has some Stinky Stinky feet, like Parmejan Cheese. And before u Bitches get mad, go ahead and show me the law that say`s u can`t do this. My lawyer`s will be standing by. For all the rest of u, have a happy Hallowool Hallowool and enjoy the Treat`s.

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[Dr Pepper]

Don't you ever get tired of doing this?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Kramer: Oh, hey. Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story. So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath.
Jerry: Kramer, this is awful. We don't want to hear about this.
Kramer: Damn!
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman, but they all stink!
Elaine: How much did you pay for them?
Kramer: Eight bucks. I think I'm getting ripped off!