Hockey's most famous clichés

[penaltykiller]

If you are here, it is probably because you saw a lot of hockey games. We all know that some players are taking the easy way to answer questions.

Here's a few:

1-We did not play the full game
2- We need to take care of our goalie.

Add some!!!

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[WheatiesHockey]

How about "We didn't play 60 minutes of hockey" or "We wanted to wanted to win more badly than they did". Those are classic hockey cliches.

 

[Lowetide]

Gotta go out there and give 110%.

 

[Rask Decisions]

We need to get (more) pucks at the net and create scoring chances.

 

[WheatiesHockey]

Your best players have to be your best players.

 

[Masao]

Fire the coach!

 

[Choice]

A 2 goal lead is the most dangerous lead in hockey

 

[Chartrand]

Marc-Andre Cliche?

 

[revolverjgw]

Obviously

 

[XploD]

"...and go/build from there"

*sigh*

I honestly don't see the point of interviews between periods. The same questions are answered the same way every time.

 

[#66]

Anything involving "taking away time and space".

 

[IdiotsPickedMyName*]

do these pants make my butt look big

 

[Gapper]

We have to put this game behind us and win the next one

 

[NOTENOUGHJTCGOALS]

Not just a cliche, but I always thought "Head down up the middle" sounded dirty too.

 

[Lowetide]

"...and the Oilers turn over the puck in their own zone...."

 

[Dolemite]

"Jesus saves...and Gretzky scores on the rebound"

 

[Wetcoaster]

"Jesus saves...and Gretzky scores on the rebound"

Actually the original bumper sticker was "Jesus saves... and Esposito scores on the rebound."

 

[Dolemite]

Actually the original bumper sticker was "Jesus saves... and Esposito scores on the rebound."

If it was espo then it would be:

Orr shoots and Espo deflects the shot.

 

[NOTENOUGHJTCGOALS]

If it was espo then it would be:

Orr shoots and Espo deflects the shot.

Or as 1/2 the people on this site think:

Orr bounces pucks off Espo's skilless rear end.

 

[Fish on The Sand]

just once I'd like somebody to say following an overtime loss where the effort level was dismal to say I was really disapointed we let this get to overtime, and I took it upon myself to get to the bar ASAP.

 

[Transported Upstater]

Not just a cliche, but I always thought "Head down up the middle" sounded dirty too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one!