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- Mar 20, 2017
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Habsrule:
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Megahab:
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Burkiemaniq:
Welcome everybody to Habrule’s WrestleMania. Coming to you from Madison Square Gardens in New York City.
Chad Gable vs Tommaso Ciampa
The two men have been battling each other for weeks and have built up a bad grudge. To up the anti the match is a no count out match.
Josh Morrison and Dolph Ziggler vs Bushwhackers
Morrison and Ziggler have been paired together and are doing their typical heel work and have been beating all other tag teams. They make an open challenge for anyone to fight them and Luke and Butch come out to a massive pop.
Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
Their have been cracks in the Bloodline of late. Solo and the Uso Brothers have been at each other over who will be next in line to be the head of the table. Jacob Fatu comes in as the long lost brother and tries to take over the family legacy.
Sheamus vs Bob Holly
No special stipulations about this match. Just two hard hitting, chest slapping brutes going at it.
Lita (champ) vs Bianca Belair
Woman’s Championship Match
Rated R Lita is the woman’s champ and Bianca is trying to set a good example and show why she is the EST woman’s wrestler ever.
Chris Benoit vs Dynamite Kid
Two very high work rates and physical guys going at it. To motivate both wrestlers it is announced that the winner of this match will get a shot at the Championship Title at the next PPV.
Honky Tonk Man (champ) vs Chris Jericho
Intercontinental Championship
I Quit Match
Honky Tonk Man is the longest running Intercontinental Champion in wrestling history and trying to keep his record going. Rocker Chris Jericho has been mocking Honky and his Elvis impersonation, saying how he is just a fake wannabe musician. He is not a true musician like Fozzy is. The two men have a match and the only way that they can win is to have the other person quit by saying that the other musician is better than them.
Uso’s (champs) vs Briscoe Bros
Tag Team Championship
Ladder Match
Uso’s have been on a run with the tag team belts for a long time but now the Briscoe Brothers have jumped ship and opened the forbidden door. They challenge the Uso’s to a ladder match for the tag team titles.
The Rock (champ) vs Kevin Owens
World Heavyweight Championship
Rock is the champ and has been making fun of Owens. Calling him fat and that he copied all of his moves from past wrestlers. Owens has his Fight Owens Fight mentality and the two have an all out match for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Chad Gable vs Tommaso Ciampa
The two men have been battling each other for weeks and have built up a bad grudge. To up the anti the match is a no count out match.
Josh Morrison and Dolph Ziggler vs Bushwhackers
Morrison and Ziggler have been paired together and are doing their typical heel work and have been beating all other tag teams. They make an open challenge for anyone to fight them and Luke and Butch come out to a massive pop.
Solo Sikoa vs Jacob Fatu
Their have been cracks in the Bloodline of late. Solo and the Uso Brothers have been at each other over who will be next in line to be the head of the table. Jacob Fatu comes in as the long lost brother and tries to take over the family legacy.
Sheamus vs Bob Holly
No special stipulations about this match. Just two hard hitting, chest slapping brutes going at it.
Lita (champ) vs Bianca Belair
Woman’s Championship Match
Rated R Lita is the woman’s champ and Bianca is trying to set a good example and show why she is the EST woman’s wrestler ever.
Chris Benoit vs Dynamite Kid
Two very high work rates and physical guys going at it. To motivate both wrestlers it is announced that the winner of this match will get a shot at the Championship Title at the next PPV.
Honky Tonk Man (champ) vs Chris Jericho
Intercontinental Championship
I Quit Match
Honky Tonk Man is the longest running Intercontinental Champion in wrestling history and trying to keep his record going. Rocker Chris Jericho has been mocking Honky and his Elvis impersonation, saying how he is just a fake wannabe musician. He is not a true musician like Fozzy is. The two men have a match and the only way that they can win is to have the other person quit by saying that the other musician is better than them.
Uso’s (champs) vs Briscoe Bros
Tag Team Championship
Ladder Match
Uso’s have been on a run with the tag team belts for a long time but now the Briscoe Brothers have jumped ship and opened the forbidden door. They challenge the Uso’s to a ladder match for the tag team titles.
The Rock (champ) vs Kevin Owens
World Heavyweight Championship
Rock is the champ and has been making fun of Owens. Calling him fat and that he copied all of his moves from past wrestlers. Owens has his Fight Owens Fight mentality and the two have an all out match for the World Heavyweight Championship.
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Megahab:
MEGAHAB WRESTLING FEDERATION
presents
WRESTLE EPIC II
Live from MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey
Commentators: Joey Styles, Mike Tenay, Don West
Interviewers: Sean Mooney, Todd Pettengill, Jonathan Coachman
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MWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
John Cena
vs
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
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"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
vs
"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes
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Rey Mysterio
vs
The Great Muta
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MWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH
The Dudley Boyz
(Bubba Ray Dudley & D-Von Dudley)
vs
The Rock 'N' Roll Express
(Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)
vs
The Wild Samoans
(Afa & Sika)
vs
The Motor City Machine Guns
(Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin)
vs
LAX
(Homicide & Hernandez)
vs
Proud 'N' Powerful
(Santana & Ortiz)
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MWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH
"The King of Strong Style" Shinsuke Nakamura
vs
"The World Warrior" Low Ki
vs
Carlito
vs
Mistico
vs
Shane McMahon
vs
"The Monster" Abyss
vs
"Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy
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Bruno Sammartino
vs
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
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"The Scottish Warrior" Drew McIntyre
vs
"The Belfast Brawler" Fit Finlay
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"The Almighty" Bobby Lashley
vs
"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock
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MWF WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
8-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
Bayley
vs
Kairi Sane
vs
Awesome Kong
vs
Victoria
vs
Gail Kim
vs
Paige
vs
Molly Holly
vs
Miss Jacqueline
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FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH
Wardlow
vs
"The Man Beast" Rhyno
vs
"The Machine" Brian Cage
vs
Scott Norton
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Enzo Amore & Big Cass
vs
Cryme Tyme
(JTG & Shad)
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presents
WRESTLE EPIC II
Live from MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey
Commentators: Joey Styles, Mike Tenay, Don West
Interviewers: Sean Mooney, Todd Pettengill, Jonathan Coachman
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MWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
John Cena
vs
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
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"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
vs
"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes
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Rey Mysterio
vs
The Great Muta
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MWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH
The Dudley Boyz
(Bubba Ray Dudley & D-Von Dudley)
vs
The Rock 'N' Roll Express
(Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)
vs
The Wild Samoans
(Afa & Sika)
vs
The Motor City Machine Guns
(Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin)
vs
LAX
(Homicide & Hernandez)
vs
Proud 'N' Powerful
(Santana & Ortiz)
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MWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH
"The King of Strong Style" Shinsuke Nakamura
vs
"The World Warrior" Low Ki
vs
Carlito
vs
Mistico
vs
Shane McMahon
vs
"The Monster" Abyss
vs
"Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy
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Bruno Sammartino
vs
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
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"The Scottish Warrior" Drew McIntyre
vs
"The Belfast Brawler" Fit Finlay
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"The Almighty" Bobby Lashley
vs
"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock
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MWF WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
8-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
Bayley
vs
Kairi Sane
vs
Awesome Kong
vs
Victoria
vs
Gail Kim
vs
Paige
vs
Molly Holly
vs
Miss Jacqueline
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FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH
Wardlow
vs
"The Man Beast" Rhyno
vs
"The Machine" Brian Cage
vs
Scott Norton
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Enzo Amore & Big Cass
vs
Cryme Tyme
(JTG & Shad)
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Burkiemaniq:
BACKLASH 94
World Heavyweight Championship
Bret Hart vs Yokozuna w/ Mr Fuji vs Lex Luger
Coin toss? No thank you. This match is what should have been. Three top dogs with very different styles battling out at the same time to see who is the best.
Ironman Tag Team Match for the World Tag Team Titles
Nick Bockwinkle & Ray Stevens (c)
Vs
Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama
Ray Stevens and Nick Bockwinkle are easily one of the best Tag Teams of their era. Their smarts, their in ring talent combined with a willingness to bend any rule necessary to get the win have put them where they are today, at the top of the food chain. But now they face a new challenge in Kenta Kobashi and Jun Akiyama. Bockwinkle has wrestled extensively in AJPW and took on the top stars of the time, but Kobashi and Akiyama are the next step in the evolution of the Kings Road style. Will brains out weigh brawn at the end of 60 minutes?
6 Person I Quit Tag Team Match
Chyna, Atushi Onita, Jerry Lawler
vs
Andy Kaufmann, Muhammad Ali, Zeus
Andy Kaufmann restarted his inter-gender wrestling challenge, this time with one of his Hollywood friends, Zeus, watching his back. After stringing together a multitude of wins his challenge is answered by someone who is more formidable than the average lady in the crowd, Chyna! And she brought backup of her own I Kaufmann's arch rival, Jerry The King Lawler. When Chyna had the win all but guaranteed Zeus entered the ring and caused a DQ. Lawler, using his scepter, evened the odds until another, far more famous Hollywood friend of Kaufmann's enters the ring...Muhammad Ali! He flattens the King with a series of lefts and rights. The Hollywood stars issue a challenge to Chyna, Lawler, and anyone dumb enough to be their partner to face them in a no rules 6 person I Quit Match. They are able to find that partner in a man who has a pension for fighting boxers and martial artists, who happens to have a love for no rules matches, Atsushi Onita!
The Road Warriors (*)
vs
Bam Bam Bigelow and Vader (*)
4 of the most unique and toughest men in the history of the business going hard to see who is the best.
Matt Riddle vs Masahiro Chono
Stiff strikes and submissions galore, Matt Riddle finds himself in a strong style showdown with one of the best to ever do it.
Marty Jannetty, Tito Santana, Hakushi, Koko B Ware, and Flash Funk
Vs
Juventud Guerrera, Psicosis, La Parka, Konnan and Super Calo
5 of the most skilled but under utilized WWF stars of the early to mid 90s take on 5 of the top luchadores from the mid to late 90s in a match filled with high risk moves and near falls.
Adam Bomb vs Masato Tanaka
Adam Bomb and Masato Tanaka put on a hard hitting powerbomb filled match, like that of a few famous ECW bouts Tanaka has had in the past.
Logan Paul is in the ring telling us to buy his new energy drink. As he runs down a laundry list of ingredients and health benefits found only in his bright colored beverages, the lights go out and smoke fills the ringside area. Papa Shango emerges and seems to try to preform some sort of spell. Out of fear, Paul throws a knockout punch and downs Shango. Paul takes the time to pose with his beverage before taking a drink. Suddenly Paul falls to his hands and knees clutching his stomach and begins to foam at the mouth before falling unconscious. Papa Shango gets back up, unphased and lets out an uncontrollable evil laugh as EMTs rush to the aid of Logan Paul. Pandemonium ensues as we cut to commercial break.
Big John Studd & Pete Christie
Vs
Beverly Brothers (*)
Pete Christie is most famous for being the nameless guy who was dropped on his head by the Beverly Brothers' Shaker Heights finishing maneuver. Well now he's back and ready for revenge, along with his newly enlisted tag team partner, Big John Studd. The Beverlys may have bitten off more than they can chew.
Kamala and Akeem
Vs
Otis and Rikishi
Otis and Rikishi began teaming after 'Kish witnessed Otis perform his version of the Worm. The rest is history. They take on the tandem of Akeem and Kamala, who met in the Jungles near the border of Deepest Darkest and Uganda.
Hillbilly Jim vs Jungle Boy vs The Cuban Assassin vs Chris Adams vs Giant Gonzalez vs Bastion Booger
The Show Opens with the Lord Alfred Hayes Six Pack Challenge. The winner gets to do guest commentary with Lord Alfred for the rest of the evening. Despite some of these men not being able to speak English, everyone will be giving it their all.
World Heavyweight Championship
Bret Hart vs Yokozuna w/ Mr Fuji vs Lex Luger
Coin toss? No thank you. This match is what should have been. Three top dogs with very different styles battling out at the same time to see who is the best.
Ironman Tag Team Match for the World Tag Team Titles
Nick Bockwinkle & Ray Stevens (c)
Vs
Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama
Ray Stevens and Nick Bockwinkle are easily one of the best Tag Teams of their era. Their smarts, their in ring talent combined with a willingness to bend any rule necessary to get the win have put them where they are today, at the top of the food chain. But now they face a new challenge in Kenta Kobashi and Jun Akiyama. Bockwinkle has wrestled extensively in AJPW and took on the top stars of the time, but Kobashi and Akiyama are the next step in the evolution of the Kings Road style. Will brains out weigh brawn at the end of 60 minutes?
6 Person I Quit Tag Team Match
Chyna, Atushi Onita, Jerry Lawler
vs
Andy Kaufmann, Muhammad Ali, Zeus
Andy Kaufmann restarted his inter-gender wrestling challenge, this time with one of his Hollywood friends, Zeus, watching his back. After stringing together a multitude of wins his challenge is answered by someone who is more formidable than the average lady in the crowd, Chyna! And she brought backup of her own I Kaufmann's arch rival, Jerry The King Lawler. When Chyna had the win all but guaranteed Zeus entered the ring and caused a DQ. Lawler, using his scepter, evened the odds until another, far more famous Hollywood friend of Kaufmann's enters the ring...Muhammad Ali! He flattens the King with a series of lefts and rights. The Hollywood stars issue a challenge to Chyna, Lawler, and anyone dumb enough to be their partner to face them in a no rules 6 person I Quit Match. They are able to find that partner in a man who has a pension for fighting boxers and martial artists, who happens to have a love for no rules matches, Atsushi Onita!
The Road Warriors (*)
vs
Bam Bam Bigelow and Vader (*)
4 of the most unique and toughest men in the history of the business going hard to see who is the best.
Matt Riddle vs Masahiro Chono
Stiff strikes and submissions galore, Matt Riddle finds himself in a strong style showdown with one of the best to ever do it.
Marty Jannetty, Tito Santana, Hakushi, Koko B Ware, and Flash Funk
Vs
Juventud Guerrera, Psicosis, La Parka, Konnan and Super Calo
5 of the most skilled but under utilized WWF stars of the early to mid 90s take on 5 of the top luchadores from the mid to late 90s in a match filled with high risk moves and near falls.
Adam Bomb vs Masato Tanaka
Adam Bomb and Masato Tanaka put on a hard hitting powerbomb filled match, like that of a few famous ECW bouts Tanaka has had in the past.
Logan Paul is in the ring telling us to buy his new energy drink. As he runs down a laundry list of ingredients and health benefits found only in his bright colored beverages, the lights go out and smoke fills the ringside area. Papa Shango emerges and seems to try to preform some sort of spell. Out of fear, Paul throws a knockout punch and downs Shango. Paul takes the time to pose with his beverage before taking a drink. Suddenly Paul falls to his hands and knees clutching his stomach and begins to foam at the mouth before falling unconscious. Papa Shango gets back up, unphased and lets out an uncontrollable evil laugh as EMTs rush to the aid of Logan Paul. Pandemonium ensues as we cut to commercial break.
Big John Studd & Pete Christie
Vs
Beverly Brothers (*)
Pete Christie is most famous for being the nameless guy who was dropped on his head by the Beverly Brothers' Shaker Heights finishing maneuver. Well now he's back and ready for revenge, along with his newly enlisted tag team partner, Big John Studd. The Beverlys may have bitten off more than they can chew.
Kamala and Akeem
Vs
Otis and Rikishi
Otis and Rikishi began teaming after 'Kish witnessed Otis perform his version of the Worm. The rest is history. They take on the tandem of Akeem and Kamala, who met in the Jungles near the border of Deepest Darkest and Uganda.
Hillbilly Jim vs Jungle Boy vs The Cuban Assassin vs Chris Adams vs Giant Gonzalez vs Bastion Booger
The Show Opens with the Lord Alfred Hayes Six Pack Challenge. The winner gets to do guest commentary with Lord Alfred for the rest of the evening. Despite some of these men not being able to speak English, everyone will be giving it their all.
