CallMeShaft
Calder Bedard Fan
- Apr 14, 2014
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Due to a recent occurrence involving the rules, I thought it'd be nice to have a GDT dedicated to the official NHL rulebook. Only one problem, it's really freakin' long. Like 229 pages long. Yet not one of those rules can clearly say whether a player who deflects the puck off his skate and into said players defensive zone from a pass by a teammate that was made in that players offensive zone is offside or not. Sure, it's a mouth full. And sure, it's slightly confusing to explain. And okay, fine, it's pretty freakin' rare.
But in a book with 229 pages? How the f*** is that not in there?
Feel free to read through the official 17-18 rulebook yourself. Note: may cause depression and the runs. Staring too long could also make your face melt off. It's not instantaneous like the ark of the covenant, but stare at it too long and it'll have a similar effect.
But in a book with 229 pages? How the f*** is that not in there?
Feel free to read through the official 17-18 rulebook yourself. Note: may cause depression and the runs. Staring too long could also make your face melt off. It's not instantaneous like the ark of the covenant, but stare at it too long and it'll have a similar effect.
http://www.nhl.com/nhl/en/v3/ext/rules/2017-2018-NHL-rulebook.pdf
Hawks Expected Lineup:
Saad-Toews-Panik
Hartman-kero-Kane
Sharp-Anisimov-DeBrincat
Bouma-Wingels-Hayden
Keith-Seabrook
Kempny-Murphy
Forsling-Rutta
Crow
Preds Lineup consisting of terrible human beings that hurt feelings:
Forced Burp - Jo's Not Hansom - Arvid's Son
Not Hartman - Helped Crush Predators Dreams Last Season - An Iceberg
Kevin Drives a Fiat - Bunch of Krok - Craig
Cody McLand - Elementary My Dear... - Salomaki? What the hell man, give me something to work with!
Alexi Eminem - P.K. Butthole Face Esquire
E.K., Go Home - Giraffe
Irloss - Not Shea Weber
Pecker Weenie
WTF?!?
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