Funky names

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  1. List all funky names in here:

    Tonight I was reading a book and heard this one for the first time in a long time

    Luciano Borsato
     
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    Wacey Rabitt
    Bear Trapp
    Miroslav Satan
    Thomas Musselman
    Thomas Hallick
    Musselman and Hallick was drafted in the first round of the 2004 OHL Draft.
     
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    I've always loved ^the name^ Zarley Zalapsky.
     
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    It's all about Merlin Malinowski. :thumbu:
     
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    So many names to choose from, I have to divide them into pre-expansion and modern NHL.

    Pre-expansion: Mush March, Red Heron, Dick Gamble, Harry Frost, Fido Purpur, Andre Champagne, Lude Check, Harry Dick, George Massecar, Zellio Toppazzini.

    Modern: Milan Chalupa, Per Djoos (pear juice), Morris Titanic, Hakan Loob, Bruce Shoebottom, Mikko Makela, Kelly Kisio, Larry Goodenough, Pekka Rautakallio, Darcy Martini, Bob Beers.

    Worst name in hockey: Sergei Sh*tkovsky, RW with Belarus National team.
     
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    Dino Ciccarelli - my favourite hitman for the mafia. :joker:
     
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    I've always liked Sheldon Kanegeiser.
     
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  10. Joel Prpic (purpose)
    Bob Boughner (boooogner)

    Lue Kuntar (too easy)

    Uwe Krupp (you kroop)

    Gord Kruppke
    Rick Zombo

    Benoit Hogue (Ben-Waa HO!)

    Gaston Gingras
    Darren Puppa


    Miloslav Horava (Horshiva)

    Chris Cichocki
    Scott Bjugstad
     
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    I remember a Mtl. call in radio show where a caller was claiming that the Habs should give this kid Kuntar a chance. I don't have to explain that the caller mis pronounced the name. The host, I believe it was a guy named Melnick, was barely in control, never really replied to the guy. How could he, I guess.
     
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    A little bit OT but I've always wondered how did you guys pronounced Juha Ylönen who played in Coyotes few years ago.
     
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    I pronounce it Yoo-haa Yah-low-nin :dunno:
     
  15. I always thought that was a cool name too. :)

    Greg Blow? :lol
     
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    Reijo Ruotsalainen
     
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    Kari Takko. Actually, pretty much any Finnish name is amusing.
     
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    Outside of hockey, Tim Spooneybarger P for the TB Devil Rays
     
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    .................................... :lol: :D :joker: :lol
     
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    People outside of hockey usually laugh when they hear "Tootoo"
     
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