('Fun') POLL: What should I do with the "ALL CAPS" rag I got at the game today?

[3CanesInTheBox]

Time for some levity after a hard loss. I was given a nifty rag with caps propaganda on it at the game. (I was also offered a glowing plastic stick and the opportunity to personalize my non-existant caps shirt, but I shockingly declined. )

What should I do with this thing?

(P.S. On a serious note, the Caps fans were lovely as always and the arena was great ).

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[Finnish Jerk Train]

Diaper.

Signed,

Dad of a 17-month-old.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Send it to me.

 

[AntonFromAppState]

Diaper.

Signed,

Dad of a 17-month-old.

Send it to me.

In that order.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Strangle the NBC announcer of your choice.

 

[StrmSurge]

Burn it - on camera.

 

[HisIceness]

Donate it, seriously. There are shelters out there that always could use clean towels.

I'm of the opinion that more sports fans should donate their jerseys, shirts, etc. of players that leave their favorite team rather than burn them, there's always someone out there less fortunate than us that could use those items.

Or give it to a kid who didn't get one at the game.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

Donate it, seriously. There are shelters out there that always could use clean towels.

I'm of the opinion that more sports fans should donate their jerseys, shirts, etc. of players that leave their favorite team rather than burn them, there's always someone out there less fortunate than us that could use those items.

Or give it to a kid who didn't get one at the game.

Just to be clear, this poll is completely facetious. That being said, I had not considered donating it, so thanks for the suggestion. I'll probably at least keep it til the series is over so I can do some weird sports voodoo on it lol---but most likely I'd just end up giving it to a Caps fan.

 

[The Jerk Store]

Carry it with you to various men's rooms where they have a reusable cloth hand towel machine. Photograph the Caps towel being used as such and post said pictures on HF. It could be a flat stanley type of photo essay. It would make a good avatar too.

 

[SaskCanesFan]

I mean, I can't tell you to shove it into a bottle of liquor and light it on fire. But if it ends up that way then

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Carry it with you to various men's rooms...

Now that would be entertaining.

 

[MinJaBen]

Leave it on your seat as you walk out.

(probably not an option at this point, so buy tickets to game 5 and then do that)

 

[FaulkYouAho]

shoot it until you can't anymore, then burn it sacrifically to the hurricanes gods

 

[Svechhammer]

Towel to clean up after sex

 

[WreckingCrew]

Take a dump on it, tie it up, and fling it at Wilson!! Or Orprick

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Towel to clean up after sex

If she sees it and makes the assumption that you’re a caps fan then you probably never get to have sex with her again.

 

[MinJaBen]

Towel to clean up after sex

I wouldn't touch my junk with that Caps rag.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

LOL!

UPDATE: So I ended up using it as a cleaning rag during Sunday cleaning yesterday. (You can use your wildest imagination as to where specifically I used it). In the spirit of HisIceness's advice, I will just keep it as a cleaning rag around the house so it won't go to waste.

I may also find some way to metaphorically sacrifice it to the hockey gods. we'll see

 

[GoldiFox]

Strangle the NBC announcer of your choice.

I'm surprised Pierre/Burke didn't asphyxiate themselves with the fervent bootlicking they were doing. Glad they reminded themselves to take a breath every once in a while.

 

[3CanesInTheBox]

I'm surprised Pierre/Burke didn't asphyxiate themselves with the fervent bootlicking they were doing. Glad they reminded themselves to take a breath every once in a while.

One of the few reasons I was glad I was there in person to witness that heartbreaking loss. National media is never going to favor a small market underdog team like the Canes. (All my other teams or NYC teams so I've experienced it on both sides of the coin). Just the way it is. Most people are watching for the Caps, not us.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

I need it for my tears...