Favourite Simpsons Moments

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Pffft....shakes.

 

[Leafsdude7]

Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

 

[tony d]

I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
The mcwhat?

 

[Congo Jack]

do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?

Yep. They call them shakes.

 

[John Price]

HOMER
Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
LISA
I'd like to believe that this time, I really would.
MARGE
Bart, run down to the store and get a bag of ice for your father's head.
BART
Yes'm. (He turns to Homer) Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your fat can.
HOMER
Don't worry boy, she'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I think i'll order a tab.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

HOMER
Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
LISA
I'd like to believe that this time, I really would.
MARGE
Bart, run down to the store and get a bag of ice for your father's head.
BART
Yes'm. (He turns to Homer) Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your fat can.
HOMER
Don't worry boy, she'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday.

Lisa: I knew it...

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

There's no Angus McCloud in North Kiltown. Why you're not from Scotland at all!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I think i'll order a tab.

Can you pick me up a lemonade and a beer??

 

[Leafsdude7]

Yep. They call them shakes.

Huh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're getting.

 

[Ceremony]

Mouldy? Old? I'm going to get something to eat!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oooooh a head bag!!!!

 

[Congo Jack]

Mr.Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor. Yes, we'll find someone cheap. It's been a very lean year for us.

MONEY FIGHT

 

[Congo Jack]

Smithers: Well, sir, where should we dump this batch? The playground?
Mr.Burns: No, all those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lisa needs braces

 

[tony d]

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Yeah, I knew we wouldn't win

 

[Leafsdude7]

Lisa needs braces

DENTAL PLAN!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]