Favourite Simpsons Moments

[Ceremony]

But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
How were you a political prisoner?
I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Are you talking to me??

No, my son is also named Bort.

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

My secret shame...

 

[Ceremony]

They took the foam off the market when they found out it was poisonous. If you ask me if you were dumb enough to eat it, you deserved to die.

Bart!

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

"When you come out of there the first thing you'll see is a man with a good job."

"Yeah....the doctor."

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[John Price]

Wow a methuselah rookie card

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

religion?
learning?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Siamese Dream]

That was in my recommended videos the other day lol

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I'm surprised he didn't blame it on his Percodan addiction."
"It wasn't me! It was the Percodan! If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our sponsor. PERCODAN? Aw, crap!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

religion?
learning?

Let's get out of here!!!

 

[tony d]

Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Ceremony]

"I'm surprised he didn't blame it on his Percodan addiction."
"It wasn't me! It was the Percodan! If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our sponsor. PERCODAN? Aw, crap!"

That spot on Gorbachev's head? Herpes!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.

Use a pen Sideshow Bob....

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

Hey, hey, wait up! We've gotta swap insurance info!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Quarter pounder with cheese????

 

[tony d]

Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

 

[BigMac1212]

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