Favourite Simpsons Moments

[Fixed to Ruin]

Hordes of panicky oilers fans seem to be freaking out after a 1-3 start. Professor, without knowing precisely why the oilers stink, would you say it's time for oilers fans to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hordes of panicky oilers fans seem to be freaking out after a 1-3 start. Professor, without knowing precisely why the oilers stink, would you say it's time for oilers fans to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes I would, Fixed To Ruin.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Just ask this scientician!"

"Uhh..."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You'd better not be in my ass groove!!!

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Will you guys pipe down?? I'm saying goodbye to Lisa.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Please! Don't take the steam tray! Sir!

 

[Leafsdude7]

Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here!

 

[tony d]

Lady, he's putting my kids through college

 

[Ceremony]

Behold: The Ultimate Pog!

 

[Congo Jack]

Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

 

[Ceremony]

Spare my family. Take me.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

My friends call me Bleeding Gums.

 

[Ceremony]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken."

 

[Siamese Dream]

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they break like the wind

Medium setting!

 

[Leafsdude7]

My friends call me Bleeding Gums.

Eww, how'd you get a name like that?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Eww, how'd you get a name like that?

You ever been to the dentist??

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

"Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken."

Pffft. Eggheads, what do they know.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

This is a rock concert, not the bleedin'... splish-splash show.

 

[Ceremony]

Good show last night.
Yeah, quite good.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I'm making the Edmonton Oilers over the Chicago Blackhawks my lock of the week!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I'm making the Edmonton Oilers over the Chicago Blackhawks my lock of the week!

After examining millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is Chicago by 20 goals

 

[tony d]

Should have used this 1 2 yrs. ago today.