GDT: Ex-Hawks at Hawks: Lose and You're Fired!

[tarheelhockey]

Tonight’s strategy: Play for your ****ing jobs

 

[DaveG]

True story, my wife was born in Buffalo.

That's hot.

 

[StormCast]

Norstrom gets a Gordie Howe Hat. It's signed, pretty sweet if you ask me.

The Nordy Howe hat trick: 1 hit, 1 TO, and 1 missed empty net.

 

[Lempo]

It's March, and the Golden Knights are in a playoff spot but the Blackhawks are not.

Strange times we are living in

Our world crossed over the parody horizon already many years ago. It's gone they way of a simulation game when the player gets fed up with the scenario and starts intentionally messing up everything just to see the glorious wreckage.

 

[HisIceness]

That's hot.

I was talking about the coffee. (Kangaroo store commercial from 2012ish for those who don't know what the hell I'm referencing here)

 

[Mr. Met]

Sebastian Aho gets a goal and a kiss (from me)

 

[MinJaBen]

Sebastian Aho gets a goal and a kiss (from me)

Does he want a kiss from you?

 

[Mr. Met]

Does he want a kiss from you?

Maybe

 

[GoldiFox]

The Nordy Howe hat trick: 1 hit, 1 TO, and 1 missed empty net.

If Nordstrom ever did score three goals in one night it would a: Nordy... How? Hat Trick

 

[Lempo]

Can't disassociate Nordstrom from OJ Simpson in the Naked Gun films.

 

[MinJaBen]

Maybe

I see you changed into yoga pants...that will help.

 

[Mr. Met]

I see you changed into yoga pants...that will help.

My booty has never looked so good ever before

 

[MinJaBen]

My booty has never looked so good ever before

Pics or it didn't happen...

 

[Mr. Met]

Pics or it didn't happen...

I think that may violate a couple of rules here at hfboards.mandatory.com

 

[Lempo]

Apparently it should be called western stretching or something, if the anti cultural appropriationists are to be listened.

But it's no proper man-datory if there be no yoga pants pics.

 

[My Special Purpose]

Will be interesting to see if Ryan's icetime is cut back now that Peters isn't actively trying to get RF fired anymore.

 

[Novacane]

This will be a W just cause

 

[tarheelhockey]

Will be interesting to see if Ryan's icetime is cut back now that Peters isn't actively trying to get RF fired anymore.

I'm not gonna lie, it would be hilarious from a ****-stirring standpoint if Peters stuck Ryan on the 4th line and left him there from now on.

 

[MinJaBen]

I think that may violate a couple of rules here at hfboards.mandatory.com

So you are saying you don’t want to be violated? Not sure Aho wants that kiss then...

 

[Canes]

The firing of Francis before the Chicago game makes so much more sense now. Dundon didn't want him falling in love with more Hawks castoffs, especially now that the Hawks aren't good anymore.

 

[Mr. Met]

So you are saying you don’t want to be violated? Not sure Aho wants that kiss then...

I'll settle with a Scott Darling kiss

 

[The Faulker 27]

I'm not gonna lie, it would be hilarious from a ****-stirring standpoint if Peters stuck Ryan on the 4th line and left him there from now on.

Peters. The badass.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

If Nordstrom ever did score three goals in one night it would a: Nordy... How? Hat Trick

How about we just say it's a Nordy How? hat trick if he only falls down 3 times?

 

[NotOpie]

Or at least have to eat something REALLY hot.

So much "phrasing"?

 

[Joe McGrath]

So my flight home was cancelled and I’ll be watching this game on my iPad in a hotel with my toddler, wife, and mother in law. The rage meter will be cranked up to 100 tonight