Detroit Hires New Health & Wellness Director

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Detroit today introduced their new Director of Health and Wellness, Mr. Buubuu Begone, to oversee the teams conditioning and medical staff.

Having suffered their 4th injury in only 7 games, 3 of them to centres, the team felt a review and reorginazation was necessary.

The latest victim was Jozef Stumpel who sees his team leading iron man streak of 260 games (regular season and playoffs) come to an end. You have to go all the way back to 2002 for the last time fans did not have Stumpel playing centre.

The team cannot afford to focus on this injury however as the offensively challenged Wings, who have not scored more than 2 goals in any game so far this season, will face the Columbus Blue Jackets and argueably the league's premier goalie Martin Brodeur.

At the early morning skate King Henrik professed his utmost admiration for what Brodeur has achieved and while he admitted to being a little nearvous about this game he is looking forward to tonight's important game and the challenge ahead.
 

Ohio Jones

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The team cannot afford to focus on this injury however as the offensively challenged Wings, who have not scored more than 2 goals in any game so far this season, will face the Columbus Blue Jackets and argueably the league's premier goalie Martin Brodeur.

Given our performance so far this seaosn, I'd say it's VERY arguable... :banghead:

In any event, it should be a was of attrition, sicne neither one of us can score. Oh, and I think you mispelled your new conditioning doc's name - isn't it Buufuu? ;)
 

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