Deep Thoughts - Things you say when the season can't get any worse

[Jim Bob]

At least tickets are dirt cheap on StubHub...

 

[1point21Gigawatts]

"I hope our team is as good as the Maple Leafs someday...."

 

[ZZamboni]

Some people are like slinkies
They don’t really have a purpose
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down the stairs

 

[old kummelweck]

 

[brian_griffin]

God spoke to me; He told me you're an idiot.

 

[joshjull]

Your inability to stop us from sucking is a failure of leadership

 

[tsujimoto74]

You know, if we had kept Nolan, at least the team would look like they were trying most nights.

 

[hizzoner]

wrong thread brother lol, cheers

After sitting through the game and spending a couple hours in the car that was as deep as I could think. Now that I have had time to think I don't want to.

 

[ZZamboni]

You know, if we had kept Nolan, at least the team would look like they were trying most nights.

That’s a good one!

And we would suck even more. Dude was such a crap coach. Wow.

Nolan: Hey Jack. Hey Sam. Hey Guys. Just go out there and like skate around and try to get goals. And like give it your all n stuff.

Team: So do you want to game plan and watch footage and prepare for tonight’s opponent?

Nolan: I have given you clear direction. Just put in the effort. I want to see effort and like sweat a lot.

 

[Fezzy126]

This team is terrible, at least Golisano and Quinn __________.

 

[Crazy Tasty]

 

[JThorne]

"I miss the days when the guys tried and Hasek or LaFontaine was leading this team."

"When was the last time I went to an actual game?"

"I miss the Aud."

"76 goals. Ha, never again for this franchise."

 

[Sabre the Win]

How does Kevin Devine still have a job? and what does he do that's so important to survive 3 management shakeups while at one time being head of a scouting department which sucked and continues to suck?

 

[Dubi Doo]

At least tickets are dirt cheap on StubHub...

"I should've waited until March when I bought my tickets to Saturday's game"

*I bought them in November*

 

[Buffaloed]

How's Georgio Estephan doing?

 

[Sabre the Win]

Where do our scouts come from?

 

[Chainshot]

Just imagine if they'd signed McGinn.

 

[Butt Ox]

At least they no longer travel in single file to hide their numbers.

 

[Buffaloed]

Who you gonna cheer for in the playoffs? I'm taking the Leafs this year.

 

[old kummelweck]

Who you gonna cheer for in the playoffs? I'm taking the Leafs this year.

You are either with San Jose, or you are with the terrorists.

 

[pigpen65]

I honestly don't understand how Lehner is still getting starts. I would be looking forward to the off-season purely for getting rid of him, but I have no faith that will actually happen. Should have happened before this season. Certainly should have happened at the deadline. Not only is he still here though, but he's still getting starts. I just don't understand.

 

[kirby11]

At least Marc Andre Gragnani isn't here, because Housley would probably love him

 

[Montag DP]

Should have hired Lindy Ruff.

 

[MagnumForce2]

I cant remember the last time I heard the Key Bank Center so loud as when the Leafs scored a goal last night.

 

[hizzoner]

I cant remember the last time I heard the Key Bank Center so loud as when the Leafs scored a goal last night.

Go ahead. Rub salt. Absolutely cringeworthy in our building.