GDT: Canes Gone Wild

[CandyCanes]

The boys head to the crazy party state of Minnesota tonight. Real! Raw! Uncut! Uncensored Hockey!

*I'd like to add that I was gonna photoshop some of the boys onto girls with bikinis, but figured I didn't want to risk getting an infraction for inappropriateness.

#It'sTheThoughtThatCounts

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[Tryamw]

TMI. This thread should be stricken as far too graphic for the poor innocent canes fans this game will be a murder most foul. You thought Winnipeg was clinical these guys will just carve us up.

 

[Breakdowns]

This gonna be bad, should I even watch this?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

5-3 win. Eric Staal with the hat trick, but Canes win this one.

 

[CandyCanes]

5-3 win. Eric Staal with the hat trick, but Canes win this one.

But what about Matt Cullen? You gotta squeeze in at least 1 goal or a 2 point night for him. Staal & Cullen don't play on the same line, so if Eric scores 3 that means Wild score at least 4.

 

[CandyCanes]

Hopefully Sebastian Aho flashes his skill a lot tonight. #CanesGoneWild

 

[StormCast]

Arrested Development: Staal brothers together again in MN.

 

[Unsustainable]

A win would be helpful here

 

[tarheelhockey]

Tracking from a prior post of mine:

Easy points (goal = 5+ wins)
@ CHI
@ NYR
vs NYI
vs EDM
vs ARI
@ OTT
vs OTT
vs NYR

Tough points (goal = 3+ wins)

vs WPG L
@ MIN
vs BOS
vs PHI
@ WAS
@ PHI
vs TBL

“Playoff” games (goal = 3 wins)

vs NJD W
@ NJD
@ FLA


Strictly speaking, we don’t “need” this win. But a win here makes the task much easier going forward. We’d have the luxury of only needing 2/5 against some of the toughest teams in the east, as opposed to needing to clean up on the other two categories AND needing 3/5 tough games.

 

[sheriff bart]

Would you like another schnitzengruben?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Would you like another schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

 

[Tryamw]

Tracking from a prior post of mine:

Easy points (goal = 5+ wins)
@ CHI
@ NYR
vs NYI
vs EDM
vs ARI
@ OTT
vs OTT
vs NYR

Tough points (goal = 3+ wins)

vs WPG L
@ MIN
vs BOS
vs PHI
@ WAS
@ PHI
vs TBL

“Playoff” games (goal = 3 wins)

vs NJD W
@ NJD
@ FLA


Strictly speaking, we don’t “need” this win. But a win here makes the task much easier going forward. We’d have the luxury of only needing 2/5 against some of the toughest teams in the east, as opposed to needing to clean up on the other two categories AND needing 3/5 tough games.

Thanks now I don't have to keep my own version of this. Thanks again THH. Now to convince the Canes to WIN the required games.

 

[Canes]

Would you like another schnitzengruben?

Yer darn tootin'!

 

[Unsustainable]

Go Hurrs!

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Go Hurrs!

Hurrs gone wild.

 

[Highway29]

Hurr mår du?

 

[Bub]

The boys head to the crazy party state of Minnesota tonight. Real! Raw! Uncut! Uncensored Hockey!

*I'd like to add that I was gonna photoshop some of the boys onto girls with bikinis, but figured I didn't want to risk getting an infraction for inappropriateness.

#It'sTheThoughtThatCounts

I expected at least some "Staal-on-Staal Action." But no.

 

[AD Skinner]

I expected at least some "Staal-on-Staal Action." But no.

Golden opportunity, whiffed

Story of the season

 

[The Faulker 27]

Tracking from a prior post of mine:

Easy points (goal = 5+ wins)
@ CHI
@ NYR
vs NYI
vs EDM
vs ARI
@ OTT
vs OTT
vs NYR

Tough points (goal = 3+ wins)

vs WPG L
@ MIN
vs BOS
vs PHI
@ WAS
@ PHI
vs TBL

“Playoff” games (goal = 3 wins)

vs NJD W
@ NJD
@ FLA


Strictly speaking, we don’t “need” this win. But a win here makes the task much easier going forward. We’d have the luxury of only needing 2/5 against some of the toughest teams in the east, as opposed to needing to clean up on the other two categories AND needing 3/5 tough games.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

No matter what, one of my teams walks away with a win tonight. Yay!

I will say that the Canes definitely need it more though.

 

[CandyCanes]

Go Hurrs!

Canes 0-1 since being called the Hurrs #BadIdea

 

[Unsustainable]

Canes 0-1 since being called the Hurrs #BadIdea

#MyBad

 

[CandyCanes]

#MyBad

#It'sOkay #IforgiveYou #WaitingForTheOldiesTooComplainThatWe'reUsingHashtagsTooMuch.

 

[Tryamw]

#It'sOkay #IforgiveYou #WaitingForTheOldiesTooComplainThatWe'reUsingHashtagsTooMuch.

Too many Hashtags #toomanyhashtags.


Am I doing this wrong?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Tracking from a prior post of mine:

Easy points (goal = 5+ wins)
@ CHI
@ NYR
vs NYI
vs EDM
vs ARI
@ OTT
vs OTT
vs NYR

Tough points (goal = 3+ wins)

vs WPG L
@ MIN
vs BOS
vs PHI
@ WAS
@ PHI
vs TBL

“Playoff” games (goal = 3 wins)

vs NJD W
@ NJD
@ FLA


Strictly speaking, we don’t “need” this win. But a win here makes the task much easier going forward. We’d have the luxury of only needing 2/5 against some of the toughest teams in the east, as opposed to needing to clean up on the other two categories AND needing 3/5 tough games.

Maybe this should be its own thread.