Butch-isms Hall of Fame

[Law]

"Tremendous save by Toyota"

"Nino Neiderizer"

"Nino Neidermeyer"

"Travis Hamonock"

"Marian Hassa"

"Devin Saygooshie"

"Joe Pavalovski"

"Mike Calamari"

"Rob Schrimp"

"Brooks Oprik"

"Radek Martanique"

"...message sent clear and loud..."

"...full of vim and vinegar..."

"...Frans Nielsen doing the right dring..."

"...tremendous effort so far by the New York I'll-landers..."

"...great poke-check by 'Kryptosoft'..."

"...lot of paise and poisence by Tavares..."

"...and 'Montero' keeps the Isles in it..."

"The newest acquisition by the New York I'll-lan...err New York Jets, Antti Miettinen..."

"...even though the Islanders are down by three, you have to give them a lot of credit..."

"...Gervais didn't get beat there, he just overplayed the outside..."

"John Tavares looks like a big cat waltzing around in the jungle right now"

"Look at the disjected look by Eager."

"Jay Pandolfo, he's a penalty killer excellent."

"Bob Bobrovsky"

"Tavares started behind (Dennis) 'Widmin'"

"The Capitals turned the puck over and the Islanders pounded on it."

"Pierre 'Terg-er-on'"

"...turnover by Brian 'Walton'"

"...and away the Nashville will go...."

"Tavares is able to keep his point-goring streak..."

"'Mazaro' gets his elbow up there..."

"John Tavares has W-I-N-N engraved in his DNA."

"Kevin Konopka"

"They wanna err on the caution"

"Tough enough when guys are shooting the puck a hundred miles a mour"

"The planet Panthers have made it a 4-1 lead now."

"[Evgeni] Napopov"

"John Tenacity"

"Goal scorers should goal score."

"Fart right away."

"Don't let the fat lady sing until it's absolutely necessary."

"Steve Tavaros"

"And of course he got himself a little bit more prepared by that month that he had, of February where he was the AHL Goalie of the Year"

"I agree 100 degrees, Howie"

"'Travis' MacDonald"

"David Moulson"

"Scott Hartnell is having the career of his life."

"He was 22-2-2 over his last 6 games."

"Byfuglien giveth, Byfuglien takleth"

"Travis Hamonic eats, sleeps, and....drinks hockey."

"Boston didn't give up a single point last year, they were one thousand percent!"

"Brad Boyce"

"David Ulllll......."

"If you look at Peter Laviolette you can see that he's a little bit incest"

"Casey Zeeky"

"Mika Zibbinad"

"Prust signed a four year deal at $10 million a year!"

"Evgeni Barakov"

"John [Tavares] has got plenty of air in the tank"

"The Sabres are very tenant to the details"

"Johnny [Tavares] gets rid of the Sekeras"

"Kylie Bailey-Okposo"

"And there's Chavon Tavares"

"They're dropping two pucks Howie, so they have a 50-50 chance of winning"

"Bing-Bang-Bongo"

"It's like tic-tic-tic-tac-toe"

"The ref is checking to see if there's any blood available"

"They call me Grandpa Legend"

"Smiling kinky...Casey Cizikas"

"The Tampa Bay team has been luck-laster"

"Whether it's Streit or whether it's McNowski"

"They just take the wind out of your sails out of your wind"

"Casey Aucoin"

"Sidney Crosberry"

"Penguins did make a great acquirement when they got Murray"

"I make up my own words, Howie"

"The head is connected to the spine and all the rest"

"It's a remedy for failure"

"I scored my first goal in a 6-0 loss"

"Casey Lee"

"Chris Thornburg"

"Last of course not but least"

"Saving a life is a huge element"

"Bishop is playing 7th forward"

"The atmosphere around his body is just fabulous"

"Nablockoff"

"In a game like this it's a shame someone has to win"

"Scott Clemson"

"John Capuano"

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[cjdv16]

Reading this thread to my wife and I'm pissing on myself. <-- Ode to Butch.

 

[cjdv16]

Also, this should be made a sticky.

Make it so Law.

 

[Law]

Also, this should be made a sticky.

Make it so Law.

Have to build her up a bit first, but it could well be placed up there soon.

 

[Renbarg]

Maybe I'm confused, but I don't like the way he uses the word "melee." He always says something like: "the defenseman threw the puck through a melee of feet."

Am I wrong in thinking he is using it wrong?

 

[StumpNYI]

If we are going to play this game, you're going to need one of these...

 

[DanNYI2191]

What a save by Rolst- Rols- Rowos-....and then Tavares follows up...

 

[HookeyPookey*]

minnesota north stars?

 

[RoseTintedVisor]

"It's the nielsen line, without the nielsen."

I nearly pissed my pants.

 

[A Pointed Stick]

Listening to him spin everything is sickening. He went so far out of his way to make every fart the Isles made in the first period out to be glorious... I wanted to vomit.

 

[IslesRock4]

This will be a beautiful thread.

EDIT: What about the "paise and poisence by Tavares" the other night? He made up two words on the spot.

-There's also Allen Montero from last season.

-"The newest acquisition by the New York Islan- err New York Jets, Antti Miettinen."

 

[Stercrazy]

This is a GREAT thread!

 

[BillD]

Target rich environment

The Butchery thread!!

 

[BillD]

Courtesy of Lighthouse Hockey......I missed this one. Great pokecheck by"Kryptosoft."

 

[rbw]

Maybe I'm confused, but I don't like the way he uses the word "melee." He always says something like: "the defenseman threw the puck through a melee of feet."

Am I wrong in thinking he is using it wrong?

Law- Great idea for a thread.

Renbarg- You're not wrong. Unless it's a group of feet fighting each other in street-brawl fashion. And it's "may-lay", not Butch's "mee-lee".

And nice avatar...

 

[Richie Daggers Crime]

"Nice try there by the Islanders"

 

[beLIever]

The poor guy bleeds blue and orange and we're making fun of him...but it is pretty funny sometimes.

 

[crashthenet]

I'd love a clip of him butchering Pavelski's name.

 

[StumpNYI]

Not a Butchering but he always says

"let me tell you, boy"

or

"Boy, let me tell you"

 

[SI90]

Last Nite I think he called Marian Hossa A pig that dont fly straight......

 

[SI90]

"It's the nielsen line, without the nielsen."

I nearly pissed my pants.

That was more like a Yogi Line

 

[OrangeZebra]

 

[SI90]

HAHA Classic.......Nice job.....

" Even though the Isles are down by 3, you have to give them credit".....LMFAO

 

[BobbyNystromOwnsYou*]

The Islanders need to stay Calm, Cool and COLLECTIVE there, Howie

Hahahaha

 

[Isles Enforcer]

Love this thread!