Proposal: Bring back the G-D Caniac Coach!

[Negan4Coach]

I can only speculate that they killed it due to the Pandemic, but really high time to bring it back, especially considering the absolute shit-show that getting an Uber or Lyft out of PNC arena is at the end of a game. They ran the thing during the dark days of 2012 when nobody was coming to the games- it'd be really useful to have it back.

Maybe Dundon thinks it cuts into his outrageous playoff parking fees, IDK.

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[Navin R Slavin]

Personally I think they should be running these coaches from a bunch of different places, but *shrug*

 

[Negan4Coach]

Personally I think they should be running these coaches from a bunch of different places, but *shrug*

Absolutely. Durham, Wake Forest, Fuquay, etc. Maybe even Fayetteville. Expand the fanbase. Lessen the drunk driving too.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Absolutely. Durham, Wake Forest, Fuquay, etc. Maybe even Fayetteville. Expand the fanbase. Lessen the drunk driving too.

Or at least delay it a bit, lol

 

[tarheelhockey]

I wonder if they see it as a net revenue loss, since the games are selling out and parking is getting more exorbitant.

 

[Chrispy]

I wonder if they see it as a net revenue loss, since the games are selling out and parking is getting more exorbitant.

And unfortunately, the argument that you will spend the money elsewhere doesn't work as well here when there's no guarantee those parking spots will be filled if the game is a sellout and fewer people are paying for parking.

I think it makes a lot of sense for the less well attended games to attract people in and get them coming more. But the time to start it up isn't the playoffs; it's October and November.

 

[Lempo]

I wonder if they see it as a net revenue loss, since the games are selling out and parking is getting more exorbitant.

So you're saying that Dundo told them to fall games 3 and 4 (and game 6) to ensue maximum revenue?

 

[Negan4Coach]

I wonder if they see it as a net revenue loss, since the games are selling out and parking is getting more exorbitant.

That’s gotta be it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dundon also has the traffic control people also deliberately confuse and mis-route the Ubers to make using them an absolute hell on earth at PNC

 

[LakeLivin]

I saw the title and my first thought was "what exactly does a Caniac coach do?" Skol clap instruction? Teach Tailgating 101? Conduct "Dig In" seminars? (shout out to Tripp)

 

[A Star is Burns]

Negan, I'll give you credit. Your personal crusades are a bit off the beaten path, such as Caniac Coach and towels. But dammit, you're passionate about them.

 

[NotOpie]

Frankly, a private enterprise could take up the mantel dropping off/picking up closer to the fair grounds. That way you could just say "f*** the man".

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Frankly, a private enterprise could take up the mantel dropping off/picking up closer to the fair grounds. That way you could just say "f*** the man".

I'd say Wade Park is better, but yes.

 

[Identity404]

Can this Canaic Coach teach me how to dougie?

 

[Negan4Coach]

Negan, I'll give you credit. Your personal crusades are a bit off the beaten path, such as Caniac Coach and towels. But dammit, you're passionate about them.

I mean I wouldn’t call them “crusades”. It’s just there isn’t that much else to complain about concerning the Canes these days, so…

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I mean I wouldn’t call them “crusades”. It’s just there isn’t that much else to complain about concerning the Canes these days, so…

Are you kidding me? Have you even seen the game day threads? This team is f***ing terrible!

 

[LakeLivin]

Are you kidding me? Have you even seen the game day threads? This team is f***ing terrible!

Not just the team; we need to think about replacing the coach and breaking up The Borg, as well!

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

Not just the team; we need to think about replacing the coach and breaking up The Borg, as well!

And the cheap ass owner.

 

[To Be Determined]

you know what would solve all this team's problems?

bringing back the sock puppets. goin' to the penalty box, you've been a bad, bad boy (goooin' to the penalty box)

that's in your head now, too.