GDT: big strong western studs ravage weak hockey boys from carolina, dozens of voyeurs watch

[DaveG]

Since the last time the Canes made the playoffs. I've been in 3 different jobs, had 2 dogs, lived in 4 different cities, and gone from just a steady drinker to one of the most respected home brewers in NC to professional brewer. Still no wife though, kinda jaded on that shit after my ex.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Since the last time the Canes made the playoffs. I've been in 3 different jobs, had 2 dogs, lived in 4 different cities, and gone from just a steady drinker to one of the most respected home brewers in NC to professional brewer. Still no wife though, kinda jaded on that **** after my ex.

I'm sure this is in the drinking thread, but what is your brand or beer that you brew? Is it available in other areas in NC?

 

[the halleJOKEL]

dave was with gizmo for a long while, unsure if that is still the case

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Dave irl:

 

[bluedevil58]

Since the last time the Canes made the playoffs. I've been in 3 different jobs, had 2 dogs, lived in 4 different cities, and gone from just a steady drinker to one of the most respected home brewers in NC to professional brewer. Still no wife though, kinda jaded on that **** after my ex.

okcupid or match.com. Message as many girls that you find attractive as possible. Go on as many dates as possible and get them to pay their half. Half will go home with you the other half won't. One of them is bound to end up being your wife. Sound strategy. Strictly a number games brah. It's how I found my wife.

Discuss.............?

 

[DaveG]

dave was with gizmo for a long while, unsure if that is still the case

Still do events n shit, and fill in when I'm in town if we need it.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

okcupid or match.com. Message as many girls that you find attractive as possible. Go on as many dates as possible and get them to pay their half. Half will go home with you the other half won't. One of them is bound to end up being your wife.

I think you've identified the problem.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

 

[vorbis]

okcupid or match.com. Message as many girls that you find attractive as possible. Go on as many dates as possible and get them to pay their half. Half will go home with you the other half won't. One of them is bound to end up being your wife. Sound strategy. Strictly a number games brah. It's how I found my wife.

Discuss.............?

i cant believe this has to be said, but please never go on an internet date with the intention of tying up a woman to make her your wife, it's not legal

 

[RibFrabcus]

I've met my fiance, moved to Raleigh, had 3 different apartments and gotten engaged since Eric Staal was traded.

 

[Unsustainable]

Since the Canes playoffs:

Changed jobs within the same company 3 times, went from 18 days vacation to 28 days.

Married, divorced, married and child.

No gray to getting grays.

Same house, but 43k in equity earned.

 

[Jerkob Slavin]

I met, courted, married and had two kids with my wife since the last time the Hurricanes made the playoffs. She was not into hockey at all before then and has never known the canes not to suck.

She’s obviously the problem. You should dump her.

 

[hurricure]

Oh man.... I’ve been a Whalers/Canes fan religiously since 1989... 28 years...this is sad...only 8 years of playoff hockey


Never actually done that math until just now....ouch

 

[hurricure]

Without doing any reasearch whatsoever I’d venture to say that’s gotta be the worst in hockey for a franchise in the last 30 years...best part of the internet is I’m sure someone will do the reasearch for me

 

[bleedgreen]

Oh man.... I’ve been a Whalers/Canes fan religiously since 1989... 28 years...this is sad...only 8 years of playoff hockey


Never actually done that math until just now....ouch

I'm with this fella.

Also met, married and divorced my first wife, met and live with my gf of three years, two vehicles, two new jobs and moved from Denver to Ft Collins since our last playoffs. Been to every Canes game in CO since as well.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I have a 2nd grader who was not alive the last time the Canes made the playoffs.

 

[A Star is Burns]

Hmm, since the last playoffs, went from rental townhouse to apartment to buying a house. Got a degree. Got a dog. Got married. Got laid off twice, had three different jobs. Had one kidney transplant fail and received another. Had a baby.

Canes hockey. That depressing thing that happens between the big moments in your life.

 

[Roboturner913]

Last time the Canes made the playoffs peanut butter had not yet been invented, and that's verified, you can look that up

 

[Hulkacaniac]

I don't have a wife or any kids, but then again I was just a kid during the last playoffs. Now I've finished college. What a turn this thread's taken

 

[the halleJOKEL]

now lets all hold hands and sing campfire tunes

"cmon cmon cmon lets go"

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Hey JCLA... getting the picture?

I appreciate that you're excited about the team's prospects. But in a league where more than 50% of the teams go to the playoffs, the fact that we've missed 8 years in a row isn't just chance and bad luck.

(0.5)^8 = 0.0039. That's 0.4 percent.

If it were just math, and the NHL picked sixteen teams out of a hat every year to go to the playoffs, there's a 99.6% that we'd have been in the playoffs at least once by now.

But that's not how it works. It's not random. It's decisions.

We root for this team, God help us, and we watch *years* of our lives go by, hoping that it'll get better, hoping they'll make better decisions.

Hey, maybe this year is different.

I admire your optimism. I used to be that way. Maybe I will be again.

But I'm not optimistic now. And I'm not alone.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

The DJIA was at about 8500 the last time the Canes were in the playoffs.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Last time Carolina made the playoffs I had 0 likes.

 

[Stickpucker]

Oh man.... I’ve been a Whalers/Canes fan religiously since 1989... 28 years...this is sad...only 8 years of playoff hockey


Never actually done that math until just now....ouch

If you take out the last 8 years and say 8 of 20 times it sounds much better.

 

[Stickpucker]

Hmm, since the last playoffs, went from rental townhouse to apartment to buying a house. Got a degree. Got a dog. Got married. Got laid off twice, had three different jobs. Had one kidney transplant fail and received another. Had a baby.

Canes hockey. That depressing thing that happens between the big moments in your life.

I think we found the 2018 marketing campaign boys!!!