Barack Obama 'will reveal alien and UFO details held by the US before leaving office

[SpookyTsuki]

They're gonna take us over in about 5 minutes. Gotta blast

 

[Hunter Gathers]

Hopefully the aliens are vegan

What if, according to alien logic, we are actually vegetables

 

[LarryFisherman]

What if, according to alien logic, we are actually vegetables

whoa man

let me heat up my nail, take a dab and ponder this for the next six or seven hours.

 

[WhatTheDuck]

What if, according to alien logic, we are actually vegetables

So vegans are cannibals?

 

[CycloneLaunch]

whoa man

let me heat up my nail, take a dab and ponder this for the next six or seven hours.

Aliens hate drug addicts

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Aliens hate drug addicts

And Mexicans.

Real aliens that is, not the Mexican aliens in the USA.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Aliens hate drug addicts

And Mexicans.

Real aliens that is, not the Mexican aliens in the USA.

I am both an addict and a Mexican.

That's the joke, people.

 

[Chris Hagen*]

I am both an addict and a Mexican.

That's the joke, people.

Hard times over at Casa Stanislav.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Are you talking about Mexicans?

 

[Hansen]

I dont know if the human ego could handle being told that it isn't of great enough intelligence to be considered meaningful sentient life. We might just all simultaneously collapse

 

[Hunter Gathers]

Are you talking about Mexicans?

No, the cicadas are coming.

 

[Sharpshooter]

No, the cicadas are coming.

No, they're already here.

 

[crump]

Presidents are kept out of the loop. They don't see dead aliens because "there are no dead aliens boss". Meanwhile somewhere deep beneath the desert, a man in black is playing cards with "Skinny Bob" from zeta reticuli.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Presidents are kept out of the loop. They don't see dead aliens because "there are no dead aliens boss". Meanwhile somewhere deep beneath the desert, a man in black is playing cards with "Skinny Bob" from zeta reticuli.

why would YOU know this bub

 

[Dog]

Stan the Mexican alien

 

[TootooTrain]

Yea I'm honestly not convinced the President knows everything. The most hard hitting news I expect out of it is that most UFO sightings are the military testing equipment or that they found some odd vegetation/growth that found it's way to earth on an asteroid.

 

[Hammettf2b]

So when is he supposed to do this?

 

[Eye of Ra]

Annunaki.

 

[TerminatorBlue]

William Cooper was right IMO, it will be staged.