Don't call me Shirley.
TL;DR - No I am not joking. But not disagreeing with those who say no to Yakupov. I honestly think Yakupov is still being seriously being miscast and I think Bennett is miscast in the same way. Sorry for the Novel to come.
I am literally trying to moneyball the bargain bin and thinking about decent options that are free due to our futures levels being a little low. I honestly think the main way to reclaim Yakupov literally is to tell him to stop playing like a fox and simplify his game. I understand the hesitation for taking on Yak though and I don't disagree with those that say nay to acquiring him.
In Aesop's fables, a fox and a cat chat about how they avoid the hounds. The fox claims he has a dozen ways to avoid the hounds. The cat is impressed and laments he only has one, which is to run into the trees but the cat knows it works every time. At that moment the fox and the cat hear the hounds. The cat scampers up the tree while the fox decides to run into a burrow. But the fox can't decide if this is the best way to avoid the hounds. So the fox uses other methods in his bag of tricks and the more tricks he uses, the closer the hounds get until they capture him and he dies.
IMO, this is Yakupov and to a certain extent, Bennett. He tries to do half a dozen things on his own. Opposing teams can exploit this easily with numbers and team mates have issues figuring out how to work with him in a unit. But he can and has in the past been integrated into a unit.
Yakupov wasn't bad when Roy told him to play in the dirty areas and park his butt in front of the net. He did alright with CMD who could anticipate his movements, but I do believe CMD said, "I need a winger to do this. Do this, I'll send you the puck." and it worked. We could use another guy like that. I honestly think we could turn him into a Ferland lite if someone sat down with him. He has skill. He has speed. He has drive. He in my opinion merely lacks a "raison d'etre" on an NHL roster. If it wasn't for his success with Derek Roy, an non-NHL calibre scrub at the time, I wouldn't even bother with Yak. But I honestly truly believe he's always miscast. It would also be sweet if we somehow fixed him. The chagrin from up north would be fantastic.
In some senses, I honestly sometimes think he suffers from the same issue as Bennett. Both guys need a coach and line mates to tell him exactly what to do, not to guide them and not allow them to be creative. Some players need the opportunity to play their game, others need an iron Mike or a line mate to take a hard approach and forcefully chisel that diamond out of them and/or tell them specifically how to control their chaos. I sometimes think that's why Bennett looked better under Hartley in that first season. He follows marching orders from Hartley and Backlund in that first season and looked promising. But IIRC in that first season, he wasn't as creative as he attempts to be now. He struggled greatly later on when he was told to give marching orders to his wingers and run a line.
Both Yakupov and Bennett could be those guys that are told to seal their other skills and focus solely on recovering pucks in the corner and be a net front presence. Ferland is the example I am using. If Gully is still around, I agree that Yak might not be a good option. But if we get a Tippet or Sutter to force their will on these two guys and tell them to simplify their game to play like Ferland (but hopefully more consistent), I think we will see them both blossom. Both are guys with a skill set that IMO can probably play all over the roster and be superior to Ferland IMO if they focus solely on emulating Ferland's game for now.
For the 13th man, who would accept the role and be a good option to integrate with the team while also accepting being "wasted" in the pressbox? That was my approach. I honestly have a short list of Stajan at a 1.5 x 1 (as a winger, not C. But can play 3 positions, good faceoffs, good mentor etc.), F Hamilton at around league minimum (Two positions, good drive) and Yakupov (One position, great drive) at around league minimum. Sitting kids in the press box is stupid. They need the time on the ice to develop. The aforementioned 3 guys are guys I am ok with talent wise and guys I think we would be ok accepting the press box as part of their role and being buried in the minors if the young guys finally step up.
It's a crazy idea, I know. I just wanted to put it out there. I'm not offended if no one agrees, but I am stubbornly trying to prove that there is a method to the madness even though no one cares whether there is or not.