Columbus GM: I'm sorry Artem but we're trading you to Edmon --
Anisimov: Wait, I forgot to tell you I uh ... injured my ... uh ... tricep. Yeah, tricep (whispering) yeah, tricep that'll work (/whispering) I ... uh ... tore it. Pretty bad too. Doctor says I can't do any uh ... tricep stuff for a while. Probably not until after the trade deadline for sure.
Columbus GM: Damnit. Craig is going to be so disappointed.