Golf: All Purpose Golf Thread | 2017-18 PGA Tour schedule in post #1

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Woke up at 4:30, went back to bed, slept in.. caught his 5th hole though and he makes bird.

I'm a good luck charm.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Oh and Wobbl, apparently Rafa is in the gallery? Sweet.

Fed (and Serena) are still the GOATs though.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Oh and Wobbl, apparently Rafa is in the gallery? Sweet.

Fed (and Serena) are still the GOATs though.

Never change, Dogge

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

f***, he is just destroying his driver. Missed the bird on 6 but drives the green on 7.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Never change, Dogge

Someday we'll meet up for a beer and I'll give you an education

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

ooooooooooooh that drive on seven

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Someday we'll meet up for a beer and I'll give you an education

Hey as long as it doesn't take 4 years and 30k

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

TigerTracker loves the GOAT.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Rickie Fowler and his orange grinds my gears. He's gonna shoot a 59 today tho.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Oh what a putt! Curls that one in for Eagle!

TIGER WOODS YA'LL!

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

omg if he only shot even yesterday

this is painful he couldve won it

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

woooow if u looking at scoring yesterday overall his 75 is fine

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

woooow if u looking at scoring yesterday overall his 75 is fine

Agreed. Just left himself in some bad spots yesterday and the rust really showed up on the front nine.

Honestl, if he can shoot a 64 or 65 today, he gets an A+++++++ for the week. Just hope he bottles that swing with driver and it shows up at the majors this year.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Hey Hoffman I think u forget a triple on that hole there

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Okay, Rickie Fowler is cheating. He's playing a god damned video game.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Where is Pavel when Rickie is doing well

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Guys, remember when we used to consider it a victory if Tiger wasn't 20 yards off the fairway with driver?

It's shocking if he doesn't hit them these days.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Where is Pavel when Rickie is doing well

Probably making Sunday brunch for his girlfriend in bed.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Probably making Sunday brunch for his girlfriend in bed.

Golf > Girlfriend


Though maybe this is why I'm single

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

I hope Charley Hoffman takes his girlfriend out diving here in the Bahamas. And by girlfriend I mean golf ball.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Golf > Girlfriend


Though maybe this is why I'm single

I'd expand that to all sports. And dogs. But nah, you've got your priorities right.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

3 wood from 300 yards almost perfect. Just needed it to cut 2 more yards. I mean, this is really special stuff from Tiger after being out for basically 2 straight years.

edit: cut 2 yards less I mean

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

That'll do. Tap in bird for a first nine 31.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Just need a -7 on the back and Tiger can contend.

 

[Dr John Carlson]

-nevermind, Tiger just birdied. I'm all in on the "shoots 59 and wins" bandwagon for Tiger tommorow. **** Pat.

I saw it coming from a mile away. Problem is that Pat is also going deep. Pat is realistically the leader right now since Hoff is actually a lizard person who's incapable of winning a tournament and Rickie is a phony, so this is a tough scenario for me.