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OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

Discussion in 'Philadelphia Flyers' started by Hollywood Couturier, Mar 1, 2018.

  1. Hollywood Couturier

    Hollywood Couturier Moderator

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  2. HakstolisAFartVacuum

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    Can a mod discipline Captain? Guys out of control today.
     
  3. GoneFullHextall

    GoneFullHextall Cautiously pessimistic pretty much all the time

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    Mike York was a disgrace to the Flyers sweater. just going to get that out of the way first.
     
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  4. Hollywood Couturier

    Hollywood Couturier Moderator

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    He's having a midlife* crisis about his job. He's just trying to work things out.

    *I say midlife because I have no idea how old you actually are, Cap.
     
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  6. Captain Dave Poulin

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    That's true*

    * I am about four times as old as Striiker - I turned 49 last time and will turn 50 next time.
     
  7. Danko

    Danko ...the way she goes

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    You know someone bought a Mike York flyers jersey....and that person was probably Dave Hakstol.
     
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    Still younger than my dad :). So not too old.
     
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    Yeah, he's been very mean lately. I'm very delicate and he keeps hurting me.

    EDIT- God damnit, what did I just say
     
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    Captain Dave Poulin Imaginary Cat

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    The thing that soothes me and calms me down is cats - hugging them, talking to them, feeding them, scooping their fecals out of sand. Looking at cat gifs helps, but it's not enough to really push back the fires altogether, so since I don't have a cat right now, sometimes I lose it.
     
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    :tinker::blackcat:
     
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  13. Captain Dave Poulin

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  14. GoneFullHextall

    GoneFullHextall Cautiously pessimistic pretty much all the time

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    you can have our cat.
    she is mean like you. :sarcasm:
    she bit the vet on her visit yesterday.
     
  15. Hollywood Couturier

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  16. Captain Dave Poulin

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    She obviously needs a cat whisperer, and funny enough, here I am looking for my next employment. I am so ****ing ready, let's do this. My salary ask is very reasonable.

    It's not, it's outrageous, but the kitty won't be biting anyone again.
     
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    GoneFullHextall Cautiously pessimistic pretty much all the time

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    wasnt there a show on Animal planet who would visit families/people with bad cats and he would correct the issue?
    i remember the guy looking like he should be in a death metal band.
     
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    I never saw that one, but I could let my hair grow out if it would make you more comfortable.
     
  20. Striiker

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    I'm a product of my environment.
     
  21. GoneFullHextall

    GoneFullHextall Cautiously pessimistic pretty much all the time

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    lol.
    i am pretty sure he was bald. but he just had that look of one with the weird facial hair and the tattoos
     
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    I do feel like i remember seeing this. Or at the very least a Dog one.
     
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    That poor cat, having to live with an absolute jackass, whoever it is. You know who would put those vile clothes on a kitty? Schrodinger.
     
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    Cesar was the dog one, and Bob Redford was the horse one.
     
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    Cesar Milan the dog whisperer.
     
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