OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

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[FatTugboatFlahr]

Can a mod discipline Captain? Guys out of control today.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Mike York was a disgrace to the Flyers sweater. just going to get that out of the way first.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can a mod discipline Captain? Guys out of control today.

He's having a midlife* crisis about his job. He's just trying to work things out.

*I say midlife because I have no idea how old you actually are, Cap.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Can a mod discipline Captain? Guys out of control today.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He's having a midlife* crisis about his job. He's just trying to work things out.

*I say midlife because I have no idea how old you actually are, Cap.

That's true*

* I am about four times as old as Striiker - I turned 49 last time and will turn 50 next time.

 

[Danko]

You know someone bought a Mike York flyers jersey....and that person was probably Dave Hakstol.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Still younger than my dad . So not too old.

 

[Striiker]

Can a mod discipline Captain? Guys out of control today.

Yeah, he's been very mean lately. I'm very delicate and he keeps hurting me.

EDIT- God damnit, what did I just say

That's true*

* I am about four times as old as Striiker - I turned 49 last time and will turn 50 next time.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yeah, he's been very mean lately. I'm very delicate and he keeps hurting me.

EDIT- God damnit, what did I just say

The thing that soothes me and calms me down is cats - hugging them, talking to them, feeding them, scooping their fecals out of sand. Looking at cat gifs helps, but it's not enough to really push back the fires altogether, so since I don't have a cat right now, sometimes I lose it.

 

[Starat327]

The thing that soothes me and calms me down is cats - hugging them, talking to them, feeding them, scooping their fecals out of sand. Looking at cat gifs helps, but it's not enough to really push back the fires altogether, so since I don't have a cat right now, sometimes I lose it.

 

[Striiker]

The thing that soothes me and calms me down is cats - hugging them, talking to them, feeding them, scooping their fecals out of sand. Looking at cat gifs helps, but it's not enough to really push back the fires altogether, so since I don't have a cat right now, sometimes I lose it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You are the worst.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

The thing that soothes me and calms me down is cats - hugging them, talking to them, feeding them, scooping their fecals out of sand. Looking at cat gifs helps, but it's not enough to really push back the fires altogether, so since I don't have a cat right now, sometimes I lose it.

you can have our cat.
she is mean like you.
she bit the vet on her visit yesterday.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The thing that soothes me and calms me down is cats - hugging them, talking to them, feeding them, scooping their fecals out of sand. Looking at cat gifs helps, but it's not enough to really push back the fires altogether, so since I don't have a cat right now, sometimes I lose it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

you can have our cat.
she is mean like you.
she bit the vet on her visit yesterday.

She obviously needs a cat whisperer, and funny enough, here I am looking for my next employment. I am so ****ing ready, let's do this. My salary ask is very reasonable.

Spoiler

It's not, it's outrageous, but the kitty won't be biting anyone again.

 

[The Rage Kage]

I thought this:
http://hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/sean-couturier-part-iii.1988361/page-34

Was the previous thread.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

She obviously needs a cat whisperer, and funny enough, here I am looking for my next employment. I am so ****ing ready, let's do this. My salary ask is very reasonable.

Spoiler

It's not, it's outrageous, but the kitty won't be biting anyone again.

wasnt there a show on Animal planet who would visit families/people with bad cats and he would correct the issue?
i remember the guy looking like he should be in a death metal band.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

wasnt there a show on Animal planet who would visit families/people with bad cats and he would correct the issue?
i remember the guy looking like he should be in a death metal band.

I never saw that one, but I could let my hair grow out if it would make you more comfortable.

 

[Striiker]

You are the worst.

I'm a product of my environment.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I never saw that one, but I could let my hair grow out if it would make you more comfortable.

lol.
i am pretty sure he was bald. but he just had that look of one with the weird facial hair and the tattoos

 

[Starat327]

wasnt there a show on Animal planet who would visit families/people with bad cats and he would correct the issue?
i remember the guy looking like he should be in a death metal band.

I do feel like i remember seeing this. Or at the very least a Dog one.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm a product of my environment.

That poor cat, having to live with an absolute jackass, whoever it is. You know who would put those vile clothes on a kitty? Schrodinger.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I do feel like i remember seeing this. Or at the very least a Dog one.

Cesar was the dog one, and Bob Redford was the horse one.

 

[The Rage Kage]

I do feel like i remember seeing this. Or at the very least a Dog one.

Cesar Milan the dog whisperer.