Jiminy Cricket
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- Mar 9, 2014
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It was January 1999, the Coldes`t winter in Decade`s. Granpappy was Cacklin`g. `U Kid`s still believe in that Globbal warmin`g Crap?` he ask`d. `Kid`s, it`s so cold out There, it`s going 2 be a 3 Foot Night.`
We Gather`d all our feet together in an Bundle `n` Rub`d them 2gether for Warmth. Pap Pap`s soul`s were Crusty as f***, Year`s of abuse. They were literally Sampaper, U`ve never felt anything that ruff. That`s wen we Realize`d: This is Goin`g to be an 3 Foot Nite.
We Gather`d all our feet together in an Bundle `n` Rub`d them 2gether for Warmth. Pap Pap`s soul`s were Crusty as f***, Year`s of abuse. They were literally Sampaper, U`ve never felt anything that ruff. That`s wen we Realize`d: This is Goin`g to be an 3 Foot Nite.
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