2007 draft looking kinky

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I usually do a different sort of draft preview this time of year, but looking at this year's list of top prospects, my "story" wouldn't likely get past HF's fine censors.

Let's just say that this year's surname list inhibits visions of kinky fetishes that most of us (hopefully) find pretty disgusting.

Here are some of the players in McKeen's top 60 preliminary list - it doesn't take a tremendous imagination to paint a Marquis de Sadelike picture:




Pither
Severyn
van Riemsdyk
Hickey
****i
Sexsmith
Gagner (pronounced gaggin' 'er)
Shattenkirk


"Kostitsyn bondage" has nothing on what I could conjure up with that group .

I blame it all on the Sexsmith.;)

Hey - I never said I was normal.

Late note: Looks like Luca got the **** treatment - I wondered if he'd make it past the censors...I guess we'll start calling him Kunti.
 

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